Ashlynn Brooke: Penny

Quotes 

• Penny : Hey guys, where are you two headed?

  Leonard : Hi Penny. We're just going to head downstairs to the comic store.

  Penny : Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. Dracula must be doing a signing or something.

  Sheldon : Dracula is nocturnal. Therefore, he would not be able to attend any public events before dusk.

  Penny : Yeah, there's that... and the whole not being real thing.

• Penny : What's a Comic-Con? Oh, is that like a guy goes to jail for stealing comic books or something?

• Hot Brunette : I'd like to come in.

  Penny : Oh yeah? What do you want to do in there?

  Hot Brunette : Well, I was thinking maybe we could go online and lookup the Vulcan word for girl-on-girl action.

• Penny : [on her costume choice for Comic-Con]  I just haven't decided yet.

  Leonard : But, we're going over there this afternoon, after you get off work. Don't you think that's kinda important?

  Penny : Yeah, but if I don't figure it out, I'll just go as myself, okay?

  Leonard : Why would you want to go as a college dropout?

  Penny : What did you say?

  Leonard : Oh boy.

  Penny : That is not what you said. And, for your information, Len-nerd, the only reason I'm going to this geekfest is because I wanted to spend time with you and get to know you a little better, so maybe you'd take your head out of your comic books and put it between my legs. But instead, you can shove it up your ass.

• Penny : Those two crack me up.

  Hot Brunette : *Those* nerds, you're kidding me, right?

  Penny : No, I actually think the short one's kinda cute in like a Harry Potter kinda way.