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The flimsy premise of the film is that you must kill five people or have your family and loved ones murdered. Ten minutes into this film you'll be perfectly willing to murder the entire cast.
Crappy cockney misogynists and sad silicone titted "glamour models" arse about for an hour and a half in an amateur home movie that should/could really have been shot on a camera phone. Not even the dubious pleasure of seeing horrid wrinkly pornographer Ben Dover stabbed to death is enough to make this dire piece of dross worth watching.
If you downloaded this movie illegally you've wasted your time. If you paid to watch it or, worse still, bought the DVD, you should really shoot yourself.
It's THAT bad.
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