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(TV Series)

(2010)

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[Sacha Levy has just finished a very public phone call to his mother while on duty on the ward. He is now staring at a patient's feet sticking out of her bedsheets]

Jac Naylor: It's a foot! I think you'll find her hernia and bowel operation a little further up.

Sacha Levy: You've been to medical school, haven't you? You kept that quiet.

Jac Naylor: Why don't you carry on trying to work out one end of your patient from the other and I'll deal with the rest of the ward.

Sacha Levy: Oh, thanks.

[he looks at the patient's foot]

Sacha Levy: I'd say that was swollen.

Jac Naylor: I'd say it needs a good wash.

Sacha Levy: Would you say that was swollen?

Nicky Van Barr: Maybe. Any blood in the sputum?

Sacha Levy: No.

Jac Naylor: It's customary here for the *doctors* to do the diagnosing. Although I'm sure you've already asked for your mother's opinion.

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Jac Naylor: How long is Doctor Doughnut going to be with us?

Ric Griffin: Sacha? You got a problem with his work?

Jac Naylor: Yes - he doesn't seem to want to *do* any!

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[to an unconscious patient]

Sacha Levy: God, you look like my aunt. Perhaps not as hairy.

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[Sacha is wiping a patient's vomit off his tie]

Jac Naylor: [sarcastically] Oh, nice tie. It's an improvement - it matches.

Sacha Levy: Oh, thank you. Shop said it was called a Naylor - comes with or without bile.

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Oliver Valentine: How about we, er, go back to my place. I light a fire, pop one of my world-famous rogan joshes in the microwave and open a bottle of wine, and then we can just... relax, chill out.

Roberta Frank: At your place?

Oliver Valentine: It's just a thought.

Roberta Frank: Sounds like a very pleasant evening. But since I've got to know you, I think you should go home, cuddle up with your wine and your rogan josh, and enjoy some quality time with your favourite person - you. Cos quite frankly I'd rather rip out my own mitral valve with a rusty nail than spend the night with someone who would screw over his own sister to impress his boss.

[she walks away from the bar]

Oliver Valentine: What about your champagne?

Roberta Frank: I don't drink it - especially the expensive stuff.

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[Sacha is checking on a patient]

Peggy Seymour: Thief! Thief! Help! Call the police!

[Jac walks past]

Jac Naylor: Probably the reaction most women would have if they found you in their bedroom.

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