On the heels of Cyril's latest disgrace, a new ISIS policy: No Banging Co-Workers is issued by Malory and posted by Pam. "Come Monday, it will be alright..." but there will be no more Spring Break at South Padre Island! Archer is not concerned with trivialities until he sees the latest fashions from Frederick's of Latvia...and hears Nikolai Jakov address him as "son." In NY, Archer is very confused; his father was Black Jack Archer who won the Navy Cross and had a military funeral with 21-gun salute. But in Russia, Nikolai is fuming: he cannot believe Malory slept with that mudak Trexler and Gene Krupa...or was it Buddy Rich? As Nikolai calls his murderous Huns to extract some revenge, Lana hatches a plot to make money...the ball-slappy sex way! The last thing Archer needs is another hole in his head; later, the last thing Archer needs is a loud rendition of "Mulatto Butts." Take a number or take a cleaver, and watch it fly! Whether it is Ubil Mat or a just big jazzy blur, at least ... Written by
Did You Know?
In flashback, at his (fake) dad's funeral, the boy Archer's suit and salute exactly copy JFK Jr's at his father's funeral. And his mother is dressed just like Jackie. See more
In one scene, while the head of the KGB is talking on and older style phone you can also see the phone in front of him with the receiver still in its cradle. See more
And that's your message, my God who...
[wakes suddenly and grabs a gun
Who's there? What do you want? Because all you're going to get is holes. I, I mean holes in you, not my...
Spoofs Full Metal Jacket
Archer Theme Song
Written by Scott Sims
Performed by Scott Sims See more