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Alvins And The Chipmunks:Chipwrecked is a terrible movie,the three
Alvin And The Chipmunks movies aren't well received but to be honest I
enjoyed the first two,but this one is absolutely awful,in the first two
they sing a lot but at the right time,in this they just sing whenever
they feel like it,but the thing I hate most about this movie is the god
awful Zoe,played by Jenny Slatewho is just a stupid character,although
I do like The Chipmunks themselves,not so much for the Chipettes.
The Chipmunks,The Chippettes and Dave go on a cruise on there way to
the international movie awards,but The Chipmunks and The Chippetes get
stuck on an island (long story) and Dave separately gets stuck with Ian
Hawke in a pellican suit.
Alvin and the Chipmunks [3]: Chipwrecked (1:27, G) other: talking
animals, 3rd string, sequel
Aauuugggghhhh! Ack! Gack! Bork bork bork. Bllegegegghhhh! Ptui ptui
ptui.
My brain, my brain! Make it stop. Make it go away. I'll never be able
to unsee this. Oh, god, the nightmares for years to come.
ALLLVVIIINNNNN! No, no, no, no, no, no. It was never funny. It was
never endearing. It was never cute. It was just awful and horrible and
beaten to death over and over and yet it keeps coming back like a
vampire with 98 stakes in its heart.
I think my ears are bleeding.
My mind is going, Dave. I can feel it. I can feel it.
The horror. The horror.
BONUS: The main excrescence is preceded by a Blue Sky short animated
feature with Scrat, the acorn-crazed squirrel from the Ice Age films.
It was abrupt and pointless and about 100 times more admission-worthy
than the title printed on the ticket.
For as long as the Chipmunks can be milked to draw in the holiday
crowds, the sequels will never stop. After all, the digital templates
are there and done up to be recycled countless of times, and the live
action characters just jolly well need not be there for things to work.
Pop hits between the films serve as the highlights for getting the
munked treatment, and while they do sound cute initially, eventually
this novelty will soon wear off. Director Mike Mitchell, who sounded
the death knell for Shrek with his Shrek Forever After, happened to do
the same for Alvin and the Chipmunks in coming up with something so
uninspired and clearly going through the motion.
The first film as expected is the origin film, followed by the sequel
which is more or less a mirror image of the first, except with the trio
from the opposite sex known as the Chippettes. In the third film, with
everyone - Alvin (voiced by Justin Long), Simon (Matthew Gray Gubler),
Theodore (Jesse McCartney), Brittany (Christina Applegate), Jeanette
(Anna Faris) and Eleanor (Amy Poehler) - all living under the same roof
as Dave (Jason Lee) their surrogate dad/manager, you'd expect that
perhaps things can get a wee bit more cerebral, but alas all we're
getting is a rehash of characterization not already seen in the films,
and done countless of times in their animated series.
Alvin is still being Alvin, Simon needs to chill and Theodore just
needs to be cute. So goes for the Chippettes with vain Brittany,
introverted Jeanette and Eleanor just makes a lot of clothes and
costumes in this one, since they're all stuck in an unnamed island (in
Hawaii on location so it seems). What was to be a family cruise
vacation turned out to be an abandoned island adventure, with Ian
(David Cross) the chipmunks' ex-manager and one time music executive on
board as well as the nasty opposition (too weak to be called a villain
or the antagonist), and Zoe (Jenny Slate), a woman stuck in the island
for close to a decade, and exhibiting the very same signs of loneliness
that Tom Hanks' Chuck Noland did in Cast Away, except that she has more
friends other than Wilson.
Centering around the chipmunks' fight for survival amongst themselves
and with Zoe, as well as Simon and Alvin's temporal transformation in
character - one being French (don't ask) and more carefree while the
other getting all serious and responsible, the story plays out like an
extended cartoon episode, with Dave and Ian on a quest to try and
rescue their cash cows before something untoward get to happen to them,
which in the story, is zilch given a low threat situation, most of the
time. Nothing spectacular gets to happen in the film, and it runs like
on a plateau without any highs or lows, and soon you'll feel you may be
better off looking at caged animals in a zoo.
Which is a bit frustrating because the story's written by both Jonathan
Aibel and Glenn Berger, who were also responsible for what I felt were
some of the more intelligent animated films in recent years with their
Kung Fu Panda and its sequel, having the right elements balanced in
terms of story, characters, comedy, action and entertainment for both
the kids and accompanying adults alike, but this effort seemed to be
written without much heart put into it to cater for the lowest common
denominator, and it shows. Granted they also did stinkers like Monsters
Vs Aliens, but when you set the bar higher, that's where you'll be
benchmarked against, and that's where this proved to be a total
Chip-Wreck.
You don't change the formula, not when it is one that has worked to
amass a cool US$400mil worldwide per picture. So despite boasting a new
director in the form of 'Sky High' and 'Shrek Forever After's' Mike
Mitchell, this third live-action adaptation of the classic animated TV
series is surprisingly alike to the earlier two instalments. That's
going to be good news for those who loved both the first 'Alvin and the
Chipmunks' as well as the 'Squeakquel'- but for those hoping that this
third outing will finally have the charm that eluded the first two,
we'd like to warn you to be disappointed.
Penned once again by the duo of Johnathan Aibel and Glenn Berger, the
'Chipwrecked' adventure uses yet another paper-thin plot to string
together the hi-jinks of the singing and dancing Chipmunk trio as well
as their female Chipette equivalents. Here, Alvin's mischief while
vacationing on a cruise with their kind beleaguered owner Dave (Jason
Lee) leaves the Chipmunks and the Chipettes stranded on a desert island
with a volcano that's about to blow its top. Oh and did we mention
Alvin's hand-gliding stunt also lands both Dave and their arch-nemesis
from before, Ivan (David Cross), overboard and washed up on the same,
albeit different corner of the, island?
It's no secret how- let alone if- the Chipmunks and Chipettes manage to
make it off the island alive, and not even the addition of a new
character, Zoe (Jenny Slate), whom Aibel and Berger unabashedly models
after Tom Hanks' FedEx employee in Castaway, adds much life to what is
really an awfully predictable plot. Admittedly, none of the Chipmunk
movies have had much story, and to expect better from 'Chipwrecked'
would therefore be a tall order. Like the previous instalments
therefore, this one is simply content to coast on the 'aw-shucks' cute
charms of the chipmunks.
Indeed, each Chipmunk seems to be calculated to appeal to a certain
demographic- whether the playful leader Alvin, the responsible brainiac
Simon, or the adorably naïve Theodore, as well as the corresponding
Chipettes Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor. Their incessant high-pitched
bantering and bickering that unfolds at a lightning pace is still
clearly the highlight of the show, not forgetting of course their
regular song and dance numbers set to some of the contemporary chart-
topping pop tunes like Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance', Willow Smith's 'Whip
My Hair' and Destiny Child's 'Survivor'.
Like we said, it's worked before- like a charm, if we may add- with
family audiences, so expect more of the same this time round. A midway
twist where Simon starts assuming an alter-ego in the form of Frenchman
Simone after getting bitten by a poisonous spider tries to inject some
novelty into the Chipmunks' routine, but the initial appeal of watching
the usually rational Simon turn debonair and somewhat impetuous quickly
wears out its welcome. Faring slightly better is the budding attraction
between Simon and Jeanette, manufactured nonetheless to elicit maximum
geek appeal.
Speaking of geek, those who loved 'My Name is Earl' may be dismayed to
find that Jason Lee plays again the lead human character in the movie-
and while the talented Jason looks like he could easily sleepwalk
through the role, he does succeed in drawing out more than a few laughs
in between his repartee with David Cross. Mitchell however displays
little of the flair he exhibited in the superhero surprise 'Sky High'
and his work here is as nondescript as his earlier in 'Shrek Forever
After'.
Of course, the fault isn't entirely Mitchell's- after all, the template
for the 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' live-action films have been pretty
much fixed in stone after the resounding success of the first two
movies. This three-quel is made only for those who have enjoyed both
its predecessors, since ultimately it rehashes the same singing and
dancing Chipmunk formula. Nevertheless, it's fast becoming a foolish
consistency, and the likely fourth entry better not just be simply
another Chip off the old block.
- www.moviexclusive.com
I sort of enjoyed the previous two movies, they were not great movies
but I found them quite cute. I wish I could say the same for this
latest instalment, but I can't. It does have its moments, Jason Lee and
David Cross are decent and have some entertaining exchanges. The film
apart from some slapdash editing does look reasonable with the
chipmunks looking serviceable and the scenery beautiful.
Best of all is Theodore, he always was adorable and made you want to
cuddle him and here is no exception.
On the other hand, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked feels rather
lacklustre this time around. The pop songs was a bonus in both of the
previous two movies, here they sound really tired with generic melodies
and forgettable lyrics. The vocals themselves are okay, not too
annoying considering the tone, but again nothing out of the ordinary.
The messages about family ties and responsibilities are important ones
but they seem rather forced here.
The script generally was weak, there was very little that was fresh or
funny for me apart from the exchanges between Cross and Lee, and there
are some lines that have been covered in previous reviews that really
don't belong in a family movie. The story like the previous two is
predictable, except this time around it is not as charming or exciting.
I didn't care for the characters, excepting cute little Theodore. Zoe
the eccentric castaway is more annoying than endearing, and something
about Alvin rubbed me up the wrong way, he came across as too much of a
jerk in some scenes. The acting/voice work is mixed, I liked Cross, Lee
and Jesse McCartney, and Justin Long and Matthew Gray Gubler are
alright I guess even with the bad material, but Jenny Slate didn't
raise a single smile and the rest ranged from adequate to bland.
All in all, not as tortuously bad as some have said, but it wasn't
anything special to me. By all means I understand why some may like it,
but it just wasn't my cup of tea. 4/10 Bethany Cox
This film is full of the same old tropes that you would find in any children's sequels, thus producing monotonous drab, that would even leave the youngest of viewers feeling insulted, by the lack of common sense you need to enjoy this film. Actors Jason Lee and David Cross look bored out of their mind in this film, contributing a very lack-lustre performance, which to be honest, I don't blame them for, having just acted in a film which extracts story lines and gags from over films to help construct a reasonable storyline. And, for an entertainment film, gags are jokes are seriously lacking throughout the film, which renders a soporific and interminable film. I just couldn't wait for it to end, so I could go home and have all memory of the film removed from my mind, sadly, this never occurred.
I wanted to watch Chipwrecked while still in theaters but ended up
watching it on DVD instead. Boy am I glad I waited.
This movie does not have much going for it. I enjoyed the first two of
the series; my favorite being the first installment of the film and the
second one being just enjoyable but not on the same level as the first.
Here we have little plot, lack of character development and a rather
forgettable film.
There were some parts of the film that were funny. I enjoyed Simon
turning into a french chipmunk after being bitten by a venomous spider
on the island. His character Simone was hilarious! And I also enjoyed
Alvin fighting a weasel over a piece of food.
Bad things about the story would have to be the character Zoe. She
added absolutely no entertainment whatsoever and her demeanor starts
with being nice to being mean and corrupt back to nice again at the end
of the film which had me thinking that the writers couldn't come up
with an entertaining plot. Also Ian is back but instead of being mean
and selfish like he was in the first two he changes after he and David
get lost on the island where the chipmunks are deserted as well. This
is not the Ian I remember. I think the people who wrote this
installment of the film were just looking for a quick buck.
If your a fan of the series I suggest skipping this one altogether and
sticking with the first two. We can only hope that if they continue on
with the series that the story line will get better again.
I remember when I was a kid and this was popular. I guess all things
are new again. This is the third of the Alvin movies that have been
made. It's a blend of live action and computer animation. The story is
cute and will engage kids of 5 and younger but I did not think it
needed to be on the big screen. This was a movie that was fine on a
straight to DVD release. A mix of pop music and funny life lessons
about family that only rates a yellow light.
Alvin and his friends are going on a cruise to attend an international
award show. They get into typical Chipmunk shenanigans on the cruse and
in a series of events they get swept off the ship and land on an
island. Dave (Jason Lee) and his arch nemesis, and previous Chipmunk
manager, Ian (David Cross) inadvertently join forces to rescue them.
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"Alvin and the Chipmunks" is a franchise that's been getting much
popularity with many kids of passing generations. The film series,
based on the 80's to 90's cartoon, based on the 50's album, tells the
story of the relationship of Dave Sullivan taking care of 3 chipmunks
who become rock stars, and it's been told as it's been. The film series
is something that most people find to be anything, but masterpiece
material.
With the first film, it was a decent film that introduced the new
generation to Alvin, Simon and Theodore, on how they met Dave Suvil,
played by Jason Lee, but didn't do as good as was expected. The film,
however, was far from terrible, so it was something one could watch and
enjoy from time to time. The second film however, didn't do as well as
the first. It felt too much like the first film, with David Cross being
the film's antagonist again, and repeating some of the same jokes. With
the new film, only four words would describe it.
It's not the 'Squekquel'.
The new film does try to work in a new kind of concept and bring
something new into it, but mostly falls flat due to most clichés. This
is the only movie where David Cross isn't the villain and it doesn't
involve any of the chipmunks or chipettes in cages. I do give credit
for trying, but it's not enough to say that it's as good as the
original. I'm not saying that it's TERRIBLE or anything, but it's not
good either. Some of the jokes in the beginning along with some scenes
with David Cross are what I seemed to have laughed. The pop-culture
references and songs sung in the film are sort of recognizable, but
some aren't ones that I'm not very fond of.
Another thing that is kind of upsetting is the cast of characters. If
they're going to alter the voices anyway, then they could've just
gotten some new actors to do it anyway. But then again, some people are
desperate for work and will do anything for a paycheck. Would I say
it's bad? Mostly, but it has it's moments sometimes. Would I pay
tickets for this in the theater? Technically, I did, but for others,
I'd wait to rent it.
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 3 : CHIPWRECKED CATCH IT ( B- ) Another chipmunks' movie with lots of singing and dancing. The first chipmunk movie was really good and funny though the 2nd movie was more clichéd and boring at times. The 3rd movie is just like the 2nd one it watchable but not funny. It's just the same characters with some singing and dancing, nothing funny. The new girl's character in the woods was boring and brings nothing to the movie. Overall I think there is nothing much they could do with chipmunk's franchise. It's about time to wrap it up rather keeping making another one without any good humor or story.
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