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"Mad Men" The Chrysanthemum and the Sword (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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[a couple of Japanese businessmen have just been introduced to the physically well-endowed Joan]

Hachi Saito: [in Japanese] How does she not fall over?

Joan Harris: Not very subtle, are they?

Akira Takahashi: No, they are not.

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Don Draper: Chaough said he's in my rear-view mirror. Well, guess what? I'm gonna make a left turn - right off a cliff.

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Miss Blankenship: You said not to buzz you all the time, but I don't know how else to do this - you have a phone call.

Don Draper: You can buzz me for a phone call. Things like coffee after I've said no, you don't have to ask again.

Miss Blankenship: You're always asleep in here.

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Don Draper: [Reading aloud from a piece of paper] "The man is shamed by being openly ridiculed and rejected; it requires an audience."

Pete Campbell: What is that, fortune cookie?

Don Draper: It's from that book you were all supposed to read.

Pete Campbell: Oh.

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Pete Campbell: Now, if you don't mind, I have to get some gifts wrapped and get these chrysanthemums out of the building. Apparently, they symbolize death.

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Bobby Draper: You look like a Mongoloid!

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Joey Baird: Have you seen these?

Joey Baird: I'm trying to figure out what makes it work.

Don Draper: I'm still wondering makes you work.

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Betty Francis: She was masturbating, Don. In front of a friend.

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