- Pete Campbell: Why did you fill out the form?
- Don Draper: Megan did. And I signed it without looking because that's what I do.
- Pete Campbell: [Pete and Don are in the elevator discussing the fact that two FBI men have initiated a background check on Don] If you're asking me if he knows how to keep a secret - he works for the Department of Defense.
- Don Draper: But he talks to you.
- Pete Campbell: It's going to be OK. I was thinking about this. And I know it'll be uncomfortable, but if we have to, we can ride it out.
- Don Draper: Are you crazy?
- Pete Campbell: This many years later? It must be past the statute of limitations.
- Don Draper: It's desertion. There's no statute of limitations.
- Pete Campbell: I thought nobody cared about these things.
- Don Draper: What am I supposed to do?
- Pete Campbell: I don't know. You've been doing it for years. I don't have to live with your shit over my head.
- [Don starts to leave the elevator and Pete grabs his arm]
- Pete Campbell: You know, I signed this account after you disappeared in California. It's three years, but I've grown it from cocktails to $4 million.
- Don Draper: Get rid of it.