Saul Goodman: If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
Marie Schrader: Pain is weakness leaving your body.
Hank Schrader: Pain is my foot in your ass, Marie.
Marie Schrader: Hey, if you can get your leg up that high, I say go for it.
Jesse Pinkman: You know, I don't get it. Why would anyone paint a picture of a door, over and over again, like, dozens of times?
Jane Margolis: But it wasn't the same.
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah, it was.
Jane Margolis: It was the same subject, but it was different every time. The light was different, her mood was different. She saw something new every time she painted it.
Jesse Pinkman: And that's not psycho to you?
Jane Margolis: Well, then why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it's the same thing.
Jesse Pinkman: ...no.
Jane Margolis: Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? Because it's new every time. Each time is a different experience.
Jesse Pinkman: Okay, fine. I guess the cow skull pictures were cool, but a door? I will say it again. A door.
Jane Margolis: Why not a door? Sometimes you get fixated on something, and you might not even get why. You open yourself up and go with the flow, wherever the universe takes you.
Jesse Pinkman: Okay, so the universe took her to a door. And she got all obesessed with it, and just had to paint it 20 times until it was perfect.
Jane Margolis: No. I wouldn't say that. Nothing's perfect.
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah? Well, I mean,
[looking to her]
Jesse Pinkman: some things.
Jane Margolis: Aww, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Jesse Pinkman: You can't admit, just for once, that I'm right. Come on. That O'Keeffe lady kept trying over and over until that stupid door was perfect.
Jane Margolis: No. That door was her home and she loved it. To me, that's about making that feeling last.
Saul Goodman: [Talking to Skyler after Walt introduced his wife to Saul] Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers : only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!
Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: You are a wealthy man now. And one must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage.
Walter White: What advice do you have for me?
Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: Never make the same mistake twice.
Jesse Pinkman: [looking at the painting "My Last Door" by Georgia O'Keeffe] Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas.
Jane Margolis: I didn't say she actually painted vaginas. I said, some of her paintings looked like vaginas.
Jesse Pinkman: Uh, seriously? Not even close.
Jane Margolis: Georgia O'Keeffe painted all kinds of stuff. Everyday items, her surroundings. Some of it evoked an erotic nature. It's who she was.
Jesse Pinkman: Not like any vagina I ever saw. This chick have medical issues?
Jane Margolis: This particular painting... is of a door.
Jesse Pinkman: Any other doors we can check out? Like, real ones or...