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Primates of the Caribbean (2012)
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MARCO MACACO works as a beach officer, but spends most of his time trying to win the heart of the beautiful LULU. One day Marco's rival, CARLO, builds a gigantic monkey-shaped casino right ... See full summary »

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Brat Monkey (voice)
Mille Lehfeldt ...
Lulu (voice)
Jess Ingerslev ...
The President (voice)
Rune Tolsgaard ...
Carlo (voice)
Thomas Borch Nielsen ...
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Tom Jensen ...
Waiter / Guard / Pirate (voice)
Rasmus Rolfshøj ...
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Tonni Zinck ...
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Gualtiero Tabacchi ...
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MARCO MACACO works as a beach officer, but spends most of his time trying to win the heart of the beautiful LULU. One day Marco's rival, CARLO, builds a gigantic monkey-shaped casino right on Marco's beach. Lulu is fascinated by the charming Carlo. Jealously Marco investigates the strange casino and discovers that Carlo will take over the island and force Lulu to marry him! When Marco tries to arrest Carlo a problem rises. Literally from the ground. Because the casino is in fact a giant robot. Written by mesmermann

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Rated PG for some mild action and rude humor | See all certifications »
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Truly, truly awful.
26 May 2014 | by See all my reviews

This 'film' starts off with a badly animated cartoon style section which is entirely without artistic quality. It then moves swiftly on to a CGI animated film proper that looks like dreamworks had a bad idea and then couldn't be bothered to show up for most of the framing or any of the backgrounds. The 'camera' viewpoint is very static and rarely moves. When it does it conveys no depth of field. The characters may be rendered as more than 2D but the characterizations are certainly only 2 Dimesional. Any lack of quality in the script (hint - there is NO quality in the script) is steamrollered with shouting nonsense and meaningless gibbering. The voice actors may be doing their best but frankly they should probably still be arrested for crimes against cinema (you can only blame the screenwriters and director for so much. The producers also really need to answer for letting this horror show actually get to market. This film was so bad it sucked the fun out of the room. It's not so much straight-to-DVD as straight in the bin. Even my 4 year old kid thought it was rubbish. That's how bad it is! Even a 4 year old knows it does the impossible (in the words of a certain B. Simpson) and both sucks AND blows!! Please please please, AVOID THIS TRAVESTY OF CELLULOID AT ALL AND ANY COSTS.


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