Henry takes matters into his own hands when Ed refuses to allow a wireless Internet connection to be installed in the house. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Bonnie to allow Ed, a retired doctor, to examine her breasts.
Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his plan backfires when he inadvertently lends Henry's jacket to a friend. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship.
Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.
When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush
With a burglar on the loose in their neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized gun for protection, but Rosemary shoots down the idea. Also, Vince and Bonnie look for some extra help during their trip to a fertility clinic.
A girl contacts Henry saying she likes his column so they go out. When she meets Ed, she says things that Ed finds peculiar, which makes Ed wonder if he has some ties to her. Vince and Bonnie go on a reality show hoping it will help their business.