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182 out of 263 people found the following review useful:
Solid all around flick with fantastic action, 10 June 2012
Author:
bd101ttlb from Tampa, FL
Just got back from an advanced screening that was the (according to the director) first screening seen by people outside of the cast/crew of the movie. Overall I was very impressed, having never read the book I did not really know what to expect. Acting was good, nothing Oscar worthy but no poor performances. Everyone did their job well, especially Benjamin Walker and Dominic Cooper. They both excelled in their roles as Lincoln and Henry respectively. Plot flowed well and was easy to follow, and the action was absolutely fantastic. It was over the top, fast paced, bloody, and very well done. If you don't mind seeing vampires getting hacked, slashed, and bashed to death in a wide variety of ways, you'll enjoy this movie.
107 out of 172 people found the following review useful:
A Fun Action Flick That Delivers On Exactly What It Promises, 23 June 2012
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UnknownWhiteMale_Rises from United States
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is exactly what you would expect from
the title. A ridiculous, over-the-top, and fun action-horror flick. The
serious tone and silly premise may turn off some people, but the
serious tone actually works to the films advantage and actually made
the movie more fun. I actually think a goofy and comedic tone could've
hurt the films in some ways by being a bit too tongue and cheek. The
action scenes were well done and incredibly entertaining to watch. The
final action scene was actually worth the price of admission alone. I
also enjoyed how they included actual parts of Lincoln's history into
the film. Benjamin Walker also surprisingly did a good job as Lincoln.
The dialogue is corny but I actual think that played as a strength to a
film rather than a weakness. The 3D effects are also used very well in
the film and delivers a good mix of depth and gimmicky moments and
really enhanced the action sequences. I would highly recommend seeing
the film in 3D if you have the option. If I had any complaints it would
be that I did feel like the film dragged a bit in the middle.
Overall, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a fun flick that delivers
on exactly what it promises. Abraham Lincoln kicking vampire ass! If
you don't go in holding the films premise against it, than you'll have
a blast with it!
75 out of 118 people found the following review useful:
Definitely worth watching! Lincoln comes alive., 11 June 2012
Author:
AmicusCurie2000 from United States
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I too was a skeptic of the title. I got to watch the movie and was surprised by how quickly it hooked me. Cast and director make characters believable and story plausible. Benjamin Walker does a superb job of playing Lincoln. He really makes the character come to life. Great mix of fantasy and reality. The story respects Lincoln the man and Lincoln the president. If your a history buff you won't be disappointed. The movie moves along at a good pace. Plenty of action. The director does a fine job of making a believable story of one of the greatest and most beloved presidents in American history. A lot of the scenes and camera shots are unique and really bring you into the story instead of just being a bystander. The group I was with really enjoyed the movie. The time spent suspending belief is well worth it.
70 out of 116 people found the following review useful:
A Different Side of Abraham Lincoln, 20 June 2012
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Author:
Prince AJB
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
When I discovered this movie, skepticism washed over me. I mean,
Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter? Having one of the greatest
presidents of all time as the character of a vampire hunter would be
the last thing anyone would expect. When I entered the theater, my
initial thought was that this movie would bring me disappointment. But
it turned out to be much better than expected and a fun film filled
with lots of violence, blood, gore, and vampire decapitations.
So, in the film adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's fantasy novel,
Abraham Lincoln is a vampire hunter. But before he becomes that, he's
just an ordinary boy living in a world consumed by slavery. One night,
his mom died from an undiscovered disease and from then on, he's waited
and searched for his mom's killer, only to discover a new large world
of vampires. There he becomes a vampire hunter under the guidance of
Henry Sturges (who has a secret).
However, his vampire hunting career reaches a hiatus in the middle of a
movie where Abraham is now interested in pursuing a career in politics.
In the end, he becomes the President of the United States, only to have
his career troubled by the devastating Civil War where vampires play a
part in it somehow. In the 20 or so minutes that focus on his
presidency, I felt there was an issue with it as it shifted the focus
of vampire hunting and focused on politics and the Civil War instead as
nothing about vampires was stated during this 20 minutes.
The vampires are led by a leader named Adam. Although he might appear
to be the strongest, I felt that the vampire John Barts (killer of
Abraham's mother) was actually the main antagonist of the film and
represented a bigger threat. While Adam had a lengthy climax, the fight
with John Barts was much longer and was more personal as only the two
of them were involved and more engaging. The scene also displayed more
of the abilities possessed by a vampire.
Talking about action scenes, they were all great and fantastic. They
were energetic, full of blood, full of gore, extremely violent, and
dead brutal. Most of them feature decapitations of the vampires and
anyone seeking brutality, deadliness, blood, gore, and violence should
be satisfied with the action scenes provided here. But what I noticed
in the action scenes, particularly the Lincoln-Barts fight and parts of
the climax, was that it was quite unclear. In the Lincoln-Barts fight,
the two were in a sandy place with many horses galloping. I felt that
there was too much sand flying around and the fight became unclear and
a bit brownish. This made it hard to see what was going on. It might
intentionally done like that to give it more of an old feeling but it
may also be a distraction because you don't know what's going on. The
same happened in parts of the climax but this time, smoke and sparks
caused it.
The script was a bit uneven. While the second half of the film was a
bit better, I felt that the first half of the film was a bit lacking in
dialog. There was little talk and there was too many decapitations,
blood, and gore. I felt that the scenes progressed too fast and they
should have taken it more patiently. In fact, most of the talk in the
first part of the film comes from Abraham, due in part to the narration
of fragments of his diary. The others rarely talk and probably only
talk so little and it's only by the second half that they talk more.
However, the performances by the actors were okay, not too terrible to
burden the overall movie experience.
I also felt there was a bit of a disaster with the make-up. Since the
time in the story spans from Abraham's early adulthood to his fifties,
we could clearly see a change in his facial appearance (a beard). We
can also see this change with Abraham's friend Joshua Speed. The same
cannot be said with Abraham's wife Mary Todd, and Abraham's other
friend Will Johnson. Mary Todd doesn't appear to change with the
exception of very few creases on her face whereas Will Johnson doesn't
have a change in appearance at all. His face is exactly the same his
hair didn't even turn white.
However, the 3D was excellent. It takes you and makes you part of the
scenes and is recommended although some of the scenes would make the 3D
a nuisance. But other scenes where there is blood will be enhanced by
the 3D and some of the blood may even squirt out to your face. And the
visual effects! Oh they're such a wonder. But of course, impressive
visual effects and eye-catching stunts would be what you would expect
from a movie directed by Timur Bekmambetov.
Overall, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" is a film that offers
moviegoers a fun time with plenty of bloody and gory action sequences
filled with eye-catching stunts, impressive visual effects and
excellent 3D effects. Despite the interesting plot, the film is downed
by some poor unclear shots, an uneven script that mostly focused on
action, not on dialog, and poor make-up. Regardless, "Abraham Lincoln:
Vampire Hunter" is a movie you should see if you want a bloody fun
time.
Rating: 7/10
Final Verdict: Despite the uneven script, some poor unclear shots, and
poor make-up, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" promises moviegoers a
bloody fun time with gory action scenes, eye-catching stunts,
impressive visual effects, and excellent 3D effects with an interesting
and somehow peculiar plot line.
70 out of 117 people found the following review useful:
An insulting slap in the face, 1 July 2012
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Author:
sidereus_jedi from Buffalo, NY
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I didn't go to this movie expecting Oscar winning caliber, I did want
to be entertained, even in a "turn your brain off" way. I understand
that more often than not when books are adapted into movies, things are
changed, cut for time/story, etc. Preserving the main idea of a story
can be done even implementing this method without the nuclear meltdown
that occurred with this adaptation.
I LOVED the book. I loved the way time was taken to carefully develop
the characters & story, & weave them into coordination with true
historical facts, & events.
I'm not saying this needed to be "Batman Begins", i'm willing to accept
the fact that studios aren't willing to provide unlimited funds for
films they might consider "going out on a limb."
This movie would've been great if it had gone one of two ways: A goofy,
campy, slaying story in the spirit of Sam Raimi's "Evil Dead" series
(which I thoroughly enjoy). Or, if it had closely followed the tone &
story of the novel. This movie did neither of those. The ONLY
resemblance to the book are some character's names.
Here are my quarrels:
1.) A completely changed & rushed back story. What was so carefully
plotted out in the book & gradually developed both story & character
wise (so you can feel for Abe, his plight, motivations, feelings, &
destiny) is now a completely different story with omissions of
important characters, events, situations, mindsets, emotions, etc. &
the addition of characters & situations not in the book.
It's rushed through in approximately 5 minutes, leaving you wondering
why you should give a crap at all. You have no connection with Abe, or
any other character for that matter. I was actually stunned.
2.) There's a training sequence that's laughable, & approximately 3
minutes long, with some of the worst CGI ever.
3.) Henry. His back story is unfortunately butchered & laughably
unbelievable. As is his initial meeting (and ensuing friendship) with
Abe. Gone is his meticulous nature, and important contributions to the
story, and left is a husk of the character from the book.
4.) And what's this crap about vampires can't kill their own? And how
vampires are made vampires? The explanation for how vampires are made
vampires is so ridiculous, you'll want to puncture your own eardrums
for having heard it.
5.) Continuing omission of key characters & events which continually
leave you detached from any characters or the story. Adam, & the female
vampire (? name) are a prime example of additional made up characters
shoe horned in the movie. If they had followed the original story they
would have had more than enough material without needing to invent
these two silly, cardboard characters,
6.) Continuous, unemotional, passionless, mind numbingly repetitive
"Matrix" like slow motion vampire killing scenes. Silly fight in a herd
of wild running horses....horse "tossing".
7.) Silly subplot about silver. It's not ever in the book as being
harmful, or the making of weapons from them. (PS: writers...stop
putting silver in vampire movies, save it for the werewolves.)
8.) Mary Todd was never savvy to what her husband was up to. But here,
less believably, distributing silver weapons out in the battlefield,
where she could then have a stupid scene where she shoots the female
(name?) vampire, who is running at her with full "Ahhhhhhh!!" battle
cry.
But I guess the "writers" figured they needed to amp it up & give her a
scene where she does something.
9.) I'm confused as to what happened at the end. Who is it in the bar?
Why couldn't they just have had the ending they had in the book? The
ending in the film reminds me of that ending from "Interview with the
Vampire" with Tom Cruise telling Christian Slater he's going to give
him the choice he never had. Cheesy.
Imagine my shock to find out that Seth Grahame-Smith was involved with
the screenplay. SHAME ON YOU SETH! Did you have little creative
control, or did you not care & sell out completely??!!
Tim Burton should hang his head in shame too (even though he hasn't
been involved with a quality flick since "Sleepy Hollow")(with the
"possible" exception of "Sweeney Todd".)
In my showing there was a group of gabby tweens who literally burst
into giggles every time something happened on screen. Most of the time
it was something that wasn't meant to be funny, but due to the nature
of this "film" -was. Normally this behavior annoys me, but I couldn't
even get annoyed with them, as it was justified.
So what did I like you might ask? If you're still reading. Well, I
liked Benjamin Walker as I thought he looked the part, especially in
Abe's later years, & he tried. But due to poor writing, and equally
poor direction, his performance throughout the film is uneven and
shockingly wooden as Abe in his younger years.
I liked Dominic Cooper as Henry, who like Walker, did the best he could
with the crappy material and direction, at least he had a little more
passion in his performance. It's not his fault the script sucked.
I liked that the vampires didn't sparkle.
If you enjoyed or have any respect for the book this is "based" on, I
urge you to refrain from spending your hard earned money on a vastly
overpriced ticket. You have been warned.
78 out of 136 people found the following review useful:
Ridiculous, 22 June 2012
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Author:
thecinnamonkid85 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
It's funny how I created an account for this website just to tell
people how awful this movie was. I had the benefit of seeing this movie
before it came out last night at my work, and even I felt like I was
being cheated out of time and money. I can't imagine paying to see this
film.
Now, obviously I wasn't expecting a serious film. With the title, I
expected an entertaining film with a lot of blood, gore, and action
sequences. This movie however, tried to be so much more, while
retaining a ridiculous plot and ludicrous action sequences. Every fight
scene was either poorly crafted or so unbelievably stupid I almost
walked out of a movie I didn't even have to pay for. The plot itself
was also terrible. Characters barely introduced somehow become
relevant, and acting was so bad at parts I laughed at the
actors/actresses. It seemed like the only character who aged was Abe,
characters such as Mary Todd's fiancé just disappear, and every single
one liner from the beginning of the film is repeated. You know, that
can work. Spider-Man's classic "With great power comes great
responsibility" was okay. But when the characters repeat 6 or 7
different lines it gets old. fast.
If you can't help yourself, then go see this film. I was intrigued by
the title and hoped to see Abe kick some ass. But this film is just so
outright ridiculous. I feel like I've said that word way too many
times, but it's the only word to describe it. Abe goes from a frail and
tall guy to an axe swinging backflipping badass without anymore
training than chopping down a tree (which was also a poorly done
scene). I don't even think I can say something good about this film,
other than the idea. This movie could have been very entertaining had
it not lost total sense of reality and human capability. I found myself
yelling "as if" multiple times during the film. If you don't believe
me, see it for yourself.
46 out of 77 people found the following review useful:
A complete hoot, 22 June 2012
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Author:
Neil Welch from United Kingdom
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As a Brit, my knowledge of Abraham Lincoln is limited to stovepipe hat
and beard, the Civil War, abolition of slavery, and assassination at
the theatre by John Wilkes Booth. I had absolutely no idea that he had
enjoyed a career (prior to his entry into politics) as a vampire
slayer, nor that there had been a large contingent of vampires within
the Confederate army. Thank heavens Lincoln left behind his notebook,
or we'd never have known.
Benjamin Walker, an actor I have never heard of, but who looks very
much like a young Liam Neeson, plays young Lincoln (and, with old
makeup and a sticky-on beard, old Lincoln) in a batch of preposterous
nonsense in which our hero become expert at whirling around a
silver-bladed axe, surviving horrific physical trauma, decapitating
vampires, chatting up Mary Elizabeth Winstead, starting the Civil War,
and melting down everyone's silver into musket balls in order to defeat
the 1st Confederate Vampire Infantry Regiment. In this he is assisted
by a decent roster of support including Dominic Cooper, Rupert Sewell,
the afore-mentioned Miss Winstead, Anthony Machie and Jimmi Speed.
All those involved play this nonsense with an absolutely straight face
- indeed, it would not work if they played it tongue in cheek - but,
notwithstanding the seriousness with which the characters are
portrayed, and the slow motion decapitations and vampiric (black) blood
sprays, this film is a romp. Like director Timur Bekmambetov's earlier
Wanted, it is an unexpected and exuberant batch of utter twaddle, made
with an almost palpable glee. And, also like Wanted, it features some
beautifully choreographed and eye-boggling action.
This movie is hugely enjoyable and absolutely daft. And the 3D is often
very effective.
50 out of 88 people found the following review useful:
So Sad, Great Book...Movie...Not So Much, 23 June 2012
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Author:
heatherperdigon from United States
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I loved this book! The details in the book about Abraham's younger
years, the historical facts and dates - loved it all. The characters
around Abraham were very real and important to the story (in my
opinion).
Spoilers follow:
The movie was NOTHING like the book. The characters were different
except for their names and some didn't show up at all. The events that
made it from the book to the move were out of order in the movie. The
details mentioned above - non- existent in the movie. The story was so
choppy, leaving out huge portions of events. I am aware that not
everything can be translated to a movie in a timely manner; however, it
can be done far better than it was done in this movie.
I cannot, in good conscience, recommend this movie. Don't waste your
time/money. Read the book - it is so much better.
31 out of 51 people found the following review useful:
A complete insult, 2 July 2012
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Author:
xophr from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Warning: Contains some spoilers, but not anything that would ruin it
for you. (This is not to say the movie wasn't ruined to begin with)
I don't even know where to begin with this movie. After wasting money a
few years ago on another hyped up movie that turned out to be complete
crap, I promised myself I would never spend full price on movies
anymore until they came to my local $2 theater. There was one move in
which I broke my promise which was The Dark Knight and I was satisfied,
but for the most part I avoided movies particular new releases at all
costs.
I did all of this until Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter was released. I
was familiar with the story ever since the book was released many
months earlier, and I finally get around to getting the book the
Saturday after the movie release and completed it the following Friday.
I really loved the book and while a fictional story, the historical
information in the book was accurate including Lincoln's family, his
sons, birth and dates of death. In addition the Civil War accounts were
also accurate in terms of dates and outcomes. The book did a really
good job tying in the story of vampires into the real life of Abraham
Lincoln and this nation.
I was real excited to see the movie after finishing the book, and while
I expected the movie to not follow the book exactly, perhaps omitting
some aspects and combining characters, I did at least expect it to be
much better than it was. On the contrary I found this movie to be quite
insulting and terribly done. Once again a Hollywood movie jumps the
shark and completes an utter disaster of overdone action scenes,
needless characters and an unbelievable story. Its one thing to deviate
a little from the book, but its a complete other thing to throw all of
the things that made the book great out of the window and replace it
with a steaming pile of crap such as this. The book was tortured,
butchered and beheaded just as the unfortunate vampires Lincoln would
encounter and destroy during his life.
It only took 10 minutes into the movie to realize that this was going
to be a disaster. The only thing they got sort of right was the death
of Abraham's mother when he was a little boy, but from that point on,
everything was completely different. I don't mind the story being
changed somewhat, but if you are going to change something at least
make it worthwhile. The producers were so preoccupied with creating
needless and overdone action scenes, they completely threw historical
accuracy out the window. Without giving away too many spoilers, I must
point out that the date of death of Thomas Lincoln (Abe's father) was
wrong in the movie, the movie also completely ignored Robert Todd,
Eddie, and Thomas (Tad) Lincoln. (Lincoln's other 3 sons). Henry, who
was Lincoln's mysterious and one of his strongest allies in the book
was reduced so some young Tom Cruise like character who was weak,
unconvincing and boring. Mary Todd Lincoln who was psychologically weak
in the book (and in real life); and understandably so, due to the death
of her sons, turned into some powerful Joan of Arc wanna be which was
also unconvincing. The movie also added two completely unnecessary main
antagonists who were not in the book. These characters were your
typical Hollywood a-hole bada$$es and added NOTHING to the story except
to make it even worse than it already was. The story itself jumped
around so much and seemed the producers' only goal was to rush through
the back stories just so they could get to more action scenes. I could
go on all day of how many things I hated about this movie but I will
end my many gripes here and only say that the final action scene was
complete crap, but what should I expect I suppose.
I guess it was my fault for expecting a quality movie when I should
know by now Hollywood treats us American viewers as mindless
Neanderthals who can only respond to non-stop action and cheesy
overdone special effects and constant violence. This is not to say that
the book wasn't violent, but I found the violence in the book to be
much more believable than the movie which would just splash CGI blood
every time Lincoln encountered a vampire.
I guess if you are a teenager who hasn't read the book or one who can't
yet appreciate what it takes to make a movie both exciting and thought
provoking, will absolutely love this movie. Older people on the other
hand I suspect will find this movie quite insulting not only to the
book, but to American history in general. As the crowd sat in complete
silence, probably as disappointed and shocked as I was on how bad this
movie was, I saw on the screen that one of the executive producers was
Seth Grahame-Smith the author of the book. Such irony and such a shame
that he can write such a good book, but then contribute to a disaster
like this. I'm going to try my best to wipe this movie completely out
my mind and from this point on I will re-promise myself not watch
another movie in the theater until it comes to the $2 theater.
I don't give out 1 star review for anything too often, but I really
can't find any redeeming quality that would push it up to two stars. So
I will leave it at one. Probably not the worst movie I've seen, but its
pretty close.
24 out of 40 people found the following review useful:
sooooo disappointed, 29 June 2012
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Author:
savaget from United States
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I fully expect the movie not to be as good as the book. that being said. Wow did this one fall short. I was hoping since the screenwriter and the Author of the book is the same person a fan of the book may become a fan of the movie. I doubt I would have seen this otherwise, and now after seeing this movie I wish I hadn't. I was at first disappointed but after milling it around for a day I am actually a little upset. Mr. Seth Grahme-Smith. why when you have such an opportunity to do a film from book justice did you totally screw this one up? The only character that slightly resembles a character from a fantastically written book is Abraham Lincoln. Henry comes off as weak when he tried to talk president Lincoln out of fighting the civil war He was actually a driving force for the civil war. And Adam where did he come from? where was Edgar Allen Poe? and vampires could kill other vampires. in the end of the book when Abraham Lincoln is still around during the JFK presidency he is still killing vampires. and in the movie Lincoln is supernatural. but in the book he trained very hard and still was only able to kill one vampire at a time and usually with help and the element of surprise. but yet now he is able to hack them down while running on the backs of horses I know vampires aren't real so I shouldn't expect too much realism, but how is it a vampire can grab a horse running full speed and toss him at a mortal man and not kill said man. and then when they are grappling how is it that this same horse heaving vampire should struggle at all to bite Abraham's head off, just ridiculous. you never understand why Abraham Lincoln has such a hatred for vampires it would help if you could add that vampires killed is grandfather, his mother his sister, his first love, his boys, and were responsible for missing children all up and down the Mississippi river all of those things happened before Lincoln even knew about them harvesting slaves. I could go on for days. suffice th to say if you like a good slasher film. put this one down on your list with the likes of all the scream movies, chainsaw massacre, Halloween, Friday the 13th nightmare on elm street etc...
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