Stewie Griffin: If anybody's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me.
James Woods: ...Where should I begin? You see, recently I've become a born-again Christian thanks to this beautiful little angel. She came into my life as if out of nowhere, enchanted me beyond my wildest dreams and opened my eyes to the cleansing truth of Jesus Christ's love.
Priscilla: Oh, honey, it was always within you. I just helped you find it.
Carl: Uhm... what does all this gay stuff have to do with us?
Jillian Russell: Hey... maybe it was that cat who was the murderer! Let me ask him: "Miau miau miau, mia mia mia miau?"
Talking Cat: We don't all talk like that. I happen to be a professor.
Derek Wilcox: Our apologies, sir.
Talking Cat: I should imagine so. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have papers to correct.