Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

I Found Your Moustache (2010)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [Sitting in a cinema]  You agreed that if I paid for the tickets, we can see what I want to see.

  Charlie Harper : That's because I didn't actually think you could scrape together 18 bucks without stopping at a blood bank!

• Alan Harper : Its been three weeks since you and Chelsea broke up. You need to move on.

  Charlie Harper : Says the guy who still carries around a naked picture of his ex-wife.

  Alan Harper : I bought those boobs! I have the right to look at them once in a while!

• Charlie Harper : Catch up! Catch up! You're gonna lose her!

  Alan Harper : Relax, this is not the first woman I've surreptitiously followed while honoring the letter of a restraining order.

• Alan Harper : Oh, damn. I'm out of gas.

  Charlie Harper : How could you be out of gas?

  Alan Harper : I don't know. I just put three dollars in the other day!

  Charlie Harper : Three dollars?

  Alan Harper : Actually, 2.50. I bought a Milky Way.