Bobby Newman: Morning, honey. You wandered out to the shed again.
Brendan Dorff: I made BIG BOY brownies. It's an old college recipe.
Stephanie Layne: Oh, I think I see our drinks.
P.J. Franklin: Thank God.
Stephanie Layne: No, they're not coming. They're over there on the bar.
P.J. Franklin: Oh, look at 'em, the little cuties, just waiting for a home.
Mike Callahan: You know what men in suits do? They meet women in skirts.
Brendan Dorff: Ooo, skirts.
Mike Callahan: Yeah.
Brendan Dorff: I like skirts.
Mike Callahan: Who doesn't?
Brendan Dorff: Women in skirts like brownies.
Mike Callahan: No, not flowery peasant skirts. I mean REAL skirts - tight skirts with the little slit on the side to distract jurors.
Bobby Newman: Trust me, we don't wanna be THAT table.
Stephanie Layne: What's "THAT table?"
Bobby Newman: When I worked at a restaurant...
Kenny Morittori: You... worked at a restaurant?
Bobby Newman: Yeah, and when it gets really busy, the waiters have a choice to give all-around C+ service or A+ service to everyone EXCEPT one table. We called it "THAT table."
P.J. Franklin: I'm sorry, when did you work at a restaurant?
Bobby Newman: In college. Everyone should be forced to marry ketchup bottles at least once in their lives.
Brendan Dorff: And, might I say, that is a great tie.
Mike Callahan: Oh, uh, thank you. And thanks for loaning it to me.
Brendan Dorff: Mm-hm.
Mike Callahan: And for tying it.
Mike Callahan: Those women OOZE class. What's our plan?
Brendan Dorff: All right, stop using words like "ooze."
Bobby Newman: [under the influence of Brendan's big-boy brownies] Okay, top five inventions of mankind: Um, the wheel, submarines, penicillin...
Stephanie Layne: [also under the influence] Slippers, creme brulee, spoons...
Bobby Newman: Wait. But now we have six top-five inventions.
Stephanie Layne: Then let's do ten... and add four more.
Bobby Newman: Yes. I wanted to add dry-erase markers anyway.
P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] There are upsides to growing up and being in a relationship, and there are upsides to being single and carefree. When you're single, you never quite know where the night is gonna take you, and that can be really fun. Being in a mature relationship means that, no matter what happens, that other person is gonna be there for you, which is nice.