My Boys (TV Series)
Addition by Subtraction (2010)
Michael Bunin: Kenny Morittori
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Quotes
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Kenny Morittori : [with Andy moved to China] I'll say it. I'm glad he's gone. No offense, PJ. I know he's your brother, but that guy was mean, slow, and a mediocre poker player.
Mike Callahan : Don't sell him short. He also complained constantly.
P.J. Franklin : It wasn't "constantly."
Kenny Morittori : [as Andy] Poker starts too early.
Bobby Newman : [as Andy] And goes too late.
Mike Callahan : [as Andy] This ice makes my scotch taste like freezer.
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Stephanie Layne : It's a scientific fact: couples that have shared hobbies last longer. I read about it in the New York Times.
Kenny Morittori : Every Day with Rachael Ray.
Stephanie Layne : Whatever.
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[Brendan's been bringing inconsiderate girls into PJ's apartment]
Brendan Dorff : [to Bobby] You're cranky. Somethin' up, buttercup?
Bobby Newman : Uh, yeah, it kind of is. A stranger used my toothbrush.
Brendan Dorff : It's a GUEST toothbrush, all right? You're a guest, too.
P.J. Franklin : "Guest toothbrush?"
Brendan Dorff : It's a thing.
Kenny Morittori : No.
Stephanie Layne : No, it's not.
Brendan Dorff : Whatever, dude. You used the last of the milk.
Bobby Newman : MY milk!
Brendan Dorff : In my fridge!
P.J. Franklin : Actually...
Brendan Dorff : Fine. Fine. OUR fridge, but, I mean, the point is I gotta deal with your stuff, too, like your computer goin' "slammity-slam" early in the morning.
Bobby Newman : First of all, no computer goes "slammity-slam" - that's a fact - and secondly, noon is not early in the morning!
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Kenny Morittori : I see the invasion force from planet Foxy has landed. I surrender.
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Kenny Morittori : I'm an acquired taste, like olives.
Stephanie Layne : I don't like olives.
Kenny Morittori : You have no taste.
Stephanie Layne : You said it, not me.