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Not a single laugh. Not at all. I wasn't treating this like a "Don't laugh challenge" or anything, there just genuinely isn't a funny moment in this travesty.
Horrible cameos. Just... horrible. So many swing-and-misses with jokes
and the jokes are telegraphed from about 20 minutes earlier,
including the ones in the first 20 minutes. Penelope Cruz is possibly the worst thing to happen ever. Actually no, I was much more devastated by Kristen Wig's performance as... whatever the sh*t she was meant to be doing that was funny.
Everyone's going to watch it though - cos the first one was great. This is a money grab, thank god you don't have to pay to watch it.
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