Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Max's Secret Girlfriend (2010)

Selena Gomez: Alex Russo

Quotes 

• Alex Russo : Max, I appreciate you wanting to lie about having our parents, but changing your first name isn't going to fool anyone.

  Max Russo : Oh, no, I know, but I changed my last name too. To Sawyer.

  [Alex and Harper laugh] 

  Harper Finkle : No kidding.

  Alex Russo : Tom Sawyer!

  Max Russo : Yeah.

  Alex Russo : That is such an obvious lie. It's the name from the Rush song.

  Harper Finkle : And the classic book!

  Alex Russo : Wow. That song was good; I didn't know they made a book out of it.

• [first lines] 

  Harper Finkle : Good morning, Alex.

  Alex Russo : Ugh, what's so good about it? This morning my mom made me butterfly-shaped waffles. I mean, it's the crack of dawn; stop being so adorable.

  Harper Finkle : I made those! Ach, your mom is right; we should just give you dry toast.