Bart falls for a girl named Nikki who alternately loves him and hates him and sends him mixed signals when she surprises him with a kiss. Meanwhile, First Lady Michelle Obama helps Lisa discover the joys of being an overachieving female. Written by
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The producers of the show have never stated if Michelle Obama
was asked to voice herself. Every President, Vice President and First Lady have been impersonated when appearing on the show. See more
Homer's navigation system seems to give all distances in metric measurements, much to his annoyance, except when he is suspended in the air, when it bizarrely switches to imperial and says he is 10 feet above the ground. See more
[On a school skit
I'm Bart Simpson, disruptive fourth grader.
I've finally caught one of Bart's plays.
That's not Bart, that's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.
Oh, now that I look closer, that guy can't fool anybody.
Shut up, fatso.
Why you little...!
[Runs onstage and strangles Skinner
from "Cinema Paradiso" (uncredited)
by Ennio Morricone
[Heard while Nikki saves Bart using CPR] See more