American Reunion (2012)
Kevin: [24:00] Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Steve Stifler: Check it out vagina shark.
[goes under water, girls scream]
Finch: I take that back.
Steve Stifler: [after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron.
MILF Guy #1: Milf?
MILF Guy #2: Milf...?
MILF Guy #1: Milf!
MILF Guy #2: Milf!
Michelle: [25:05] Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's p...
Selena: [Interrupts Michelle] Yes, yes. I remember.
Jim's Dad: Is it an erectile problem? Because sometimes, you can buy a little time... with a well-placed thumb.
Stifler's Mom: I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.
Jim Levenstein: Stifler's having a party tonight. OK, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle: Yes. Yes I did.
Michelle: Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up.
Jim's Dad: It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
Steve Stifler: You know what? I'm gonna get you fucked up.
AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Steve Stifler: [7:18] Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!
Kara: Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Jim Levenstein: Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara: It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
Jim Levenstein: I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara: Thanks. It's actually my eighteenth birthday tomorrow.
Jim Levenstein: Eighteen, wow.
Kara: You should come to my party.
Jim Levenstein: Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara: Please I want you to come so bad.
Kevin: [30:18] Stifler! Are you crazy? Jesus, Stifler! What happened to just stealing their beer?
Steve Stifler: I know! This is so much better, right?
Kevin: You destroyed their Jet Skis
Steve Stifler: They splashed us, so...
Steve Stifler: Hey, Shitbruck, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin.
Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
Kara's Mom: Remember this song?
[puts My First Kiss on and starts dancing to it]
Sherman: [Talking about his divorce] At least I got to keep little Furlong.
Steve Stifler: You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?
Sherman: Yes I did. You know why? Because Terminator 2 is still the greatest film ever made.
Steve Stifler: Dude, you need to get banged bad.
MILF Guy #2: [after seeing Oz rip his undershirt] Dude, you have an amazing body!
Steve Stifler: [Whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler] I'm shitting in their cooler.
Jim Levenstein: [Gagging] I'm going to throw up.
Rachel - Finch's Mom: [1:41:24] If there's anything I learned from lacrosse players, it's that I like to handle a stick and cradle those balls.
Steve Stifler: [Excitedly] I love you.
Rachel - Finch's Mom: Are you ready for me, Stifler?
Finch: [1:39:29] I just have this feeling that something really bad is about to happen.
Jim's Dad: [13:26] You know, your mother and I did go to a lot of movies.
Jim's Dad: You know it's been 3 years since she passed. There's gotta be someone in town you can see a movie with.
Jim's Dad: I have you, now. Let's see a movie tonight, you and me.
Jim's Dad: Tonight, uh, well, um, I made plans with the guys to meet up with them tonight at the bar. But you know, I don't need to do that.
Jim Levenstein: No, no, this is just while you're in town, isn't it?
Steve Stifler: [17:37] What the fuck are you fuckers doing here?
AJ: [28:11] I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter.
Kyle: Which one?
AJ: The one who looked like Adam Sandler.