Dr. Holloran: Why aren't you in fancy dress?
Albert Nobbs: Me sir? But I'm a waiter.
Dr. Holloran: Well I'm a doctor. We are both disguised as ourselves. That's a good one, eh?
Helen: You are the strangest man I have ever met.
Dr. Holloran: Dear Jesus, I don't know what makes people live such miserable lives.
Albert Nobbs: A life without decency is unbearable.