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"Archer" Honeypot (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Sterling Archer: How do you say The Hulk in Spanish?

Ramon Limon: El Hulk.

Sterling Archer: Gay.

Ramon Limon: What? We don't have a word for hulk.

Sterling Archer: Do you have a word for gay?

Ramon Limon: Gay.

Sterling Archer: Gayer. Jesus Spanish, our jobs aren't enough you gotta take our words?

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Agent Lana Kane: Uhh... Kill... Kill... God, when do I get to end so I can see what Cyril said?

Cheryl: You seriously don't think that's hot?

Pam Poovey: I seriously think you're scary!

Cheryl: No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...

Pam Poovey: Jesus Christ!

Cheryl: I know, right?

Agent Lana Kane: What the hell!

Cheryl: I'm wet just thinking about it.

Agent Lana Kane: Cyril! Cyril, you get your ass out here right now!

Cheryl: Is she freaking 'cause Cyril said he wanted to bang Danny, the intern?

Pam Poovey: No, I think it's 'cause he said he wanted to marry her.

Cheryl: She's so weird... Hey, will you choke me a little bit?

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Cheryl: You seriously don't think that's hot?

Pam Poovey: I seriously think you're scary.

Cheryl: No, no no no. Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk and you think 'Yea, okay, he;s gonna give me mouth to mouth' but instead he just starts choking the SHIT out of you and the last sensation that you feel before you DIE, as he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just 'blurp' falls right onto your popped-out eyeball.

Pam Poovey: Jesus Christ!

Agent Lana Kane: What the hell?

Cheryl: I'm wet just thinking about it.

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Cheryl: Hey, will you choke me a little bit?

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[first lines]

Malory Archer: Oh! Oh! I cannot believe you! Are you out of your big, fat Russian skull? Of all the dumb stunts you - Nikolai, how could you do this?

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[last lines]

Sterling Archer: Whoa, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with y -

[starts laughing uncontrollably]

Ramon Limon: And what is so funny about that?

Sterling Archer: [still cracking up] No, no, it's Woodhouse! He's all tied up somewhere, sc - Scared and alone!

[laughs]

Sterling Archer: And possibly dehydrated!

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Sterling Archer: When I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my mother.

Malory Archer: Me too.

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Woodhouse: Well, I was very fond of a boy at school once. Reggie Thistleton, but he died in the war at Flanders.

Rudy: Flanders?

Charles: What war was that?

Woodhouse: Oh, the great war.

Rudy: They're all great.

Charles: Oh my God, yes. Those Nazi uniforms?

Rudy: Hugo Boss.

Charles: Shut up!

Rudy: Swear to God.

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Sterling Archer: You know, when I was little I... used to pretend you weren't my mother.

Malory Archer: Me too.

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Sterling Archer: Well, then it sucks to be you!

Malory Archer: You'll be who it will suck to be if I have to call my Bridge-partner!

Sterling Archer: Ooo! Who's your Bridge-partner?

Malory Archer: The district attorney.

Sterling Archer: So?

Woodhouse: Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face. And she says she can't go to a hospital because she's, I quote, "tripping balls".

Sterling Archer: [Awkward pause] You know when I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my mother.

Malory Archer: Me too.

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Charles: You are entirely too gay! You, like... *sneeze* glitter!

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