Fast Five (2011)
Hobbs: Hey Toretto, you're under arrest.
Dominic Toretto: I don't feel like I'm under arrest.
Dominic Toretto: [to Brian] How about you Brian?
Brian O'Conner: No, not a bit. Not even a little bit.
Hobbs: Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in.
Brian O'Conner: We didn't kill those feds. That was Reyes.
Hobbs: I don't give a shit. I'm just here to bring two assholes whose names hit my desk.
Brian O'Conner: Yeah, that sounds like a real hero.
Hobbs: That's funny. From a guy who took the oath of a cop, then went against everything it stood for, for some wannabe tough guy prick who beat a man half to death with a socket wrench. Yeah, real tough. You turn around and put your hands behind your back.
Dominic Toretto: I don't think so.
Hobbs: Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy!
Dominic Toretto: And your mistake? Thinking you're in America. You're a long way from home. This is Brazil!
Chief of Police Alemeida: Is all this really necessary to apprehend two men?
Hobbs: Let me tell you a little something about these two men. One's a former federal officer, been in deep cover for five years. He knows every way you're gonna come for him. The other one's a professional criminal, escaped prison twice, spent half his life on the run avoiding folks like you.
Chief of Police Alemeida: Well, if there's anything we can do to help the DSS...
Hobbs: Two things. One: I need a translator.
Chief of Police Alemeida: Claro, we have plenty in the public relations department.
Hobbs: Elena Neves.
Chief of Police Alemeida: A patrol officer?
Hobbs: You heard me.
Chief of Police Alemeida: But why? We have many more experienced people.
Hobbs: I like her smile.
Chief of Police Alemeida: What's the second thing?
Hobbs: [pause] Stay the fuck out of my way!
Tej: [to Giselle] Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?
Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.
Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?
Gisele: [pulls her gun on Roman] They open at the same time I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?
Roman Pearce: [regarding going into a police station] Who's supposed to do all that?
[Everyone looks at Roman]
Roman Pearce: What do you mean? Why me?
Brian O'Conner: Cause you got the biggest mouth.
Tej: That is for damn sure.
Roman Pearce: $11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me.
Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.
Roman Pearce: Come on, man. Hook a brother up, please?
White Cop: No. And you're not my brother.
Roman Pearce: Brother from another mother. You ever heard that phrase?
Han Lue: [after seeing the other guys fighting with each other when he enters] I thought cock fights were illegal in Rio.
Dominic Toretto: We talkin' or we racin'?
Brian O'Conner: Just don't cheat this time.
Dominic Toretto: [Smiles] You gotta let that go.
Brian O'Conner: You know, I want another shot.
Dominic Toretto: Yeah?
Brian O'Conner: Yeah. No wagers. Nobody else. Just you and me, once and for all.
Dominic Toretto: Ha. You sure you can handle the disappointment?
Brian O'Conner: Are you?
Dominic Toretto: All right, O'Conner. Let's see what you got...
Reyes: [crawling out of his wrecked car and lying on the ground] Help me.
Hobbs: [shoots him in the torso, without looking at him] That's for my team, you son of a bitch.
Hobbs: Hell of a mess.
Brian O'Conner: Yeah, it is.
Hobbs: You know I can't let you two go. I ain't made that way. The way I see it, you've earned yourselves 24 hours. The money stays, though. If I were you, I'd use the time. Make peace with whatever demons you got left. Cause come tomorrow, I will find you.
Hobbs: [to Toretto] Toretto, I'll see you soon.
Dominic Toretto: [pause] No you won't.
Hobbs: Aright listen up! The guys we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down the hardest possible way so make sure you've got your thunderwear on. We find 'em we take 'em as a team and we bring 'em back. And above all else we don't ever, ever let them get into cars.
Roman Pearce: [laughs] Really!
Roman Pearce: Where did you get that from? Papa Smurf?
Roman Pearce: You say what? This shit just went from mission:impossible to mission: in freaking sanity! Whatever man. I ain't scared, I'm just letting you all know: going in that building it's crazy!
Tego Leo: Why you gotta be so negative, man?
Rico Santos: I'm not negative. I'm just positive you're gonna mess it up.
Elena Neves: [looking through a file] This doesn't make any sense.
Hobbs: [takes the file] Here's what makes sense!
[throws the file]
Dominic Toretto: [Challenging another racer] That little coupe may run the streets around here, but
[indicating his Charger]
Dominic Toretto: that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever.
Tej: So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it?
Brian O'Conner: You realize we're talking about going up against the most powerful guy in all of Rio?
Dominic Toretto: Yes, we are.
Brian O'Conner: Then we're gonna need a team.
Hobbs: Wilkes. Run the photos of known associates of Toretto and O'Conner against customs entries into Brazil in the last two weeks. Check planes, trains, boats - everything short of the goddamn space shuttle.
Monica Fuentes: You need to look at that. Berlin, 3:00 a.m. this morning. A team of drivers hijacked a military convoy.
Monica Fuentes: Nope.
Hobbs: Ain't interested.
Monica Fuentes: Yes, you are. Keep looking.
[Hobbs looks at a photo of Leddy]
Monica Fuentes: Do you believe in ghosts?
Gisele: You don't need to send a man to do a woman's job.
Dominic Toretto: When Hobbs crashes into Dom's 70 Charger, Dom says, "You just made a big mistake."
Tego Leo: When I win here, I'll buy you a lifetime supply of antidepressants.
Vince: [upon seeing Brian for the first time] Buster...
Judge: Dominic Toretto. You are hereby sentenced to server 25 years to life at the Lompoc Maximum Security Prison system, without the possibility of early parole.
Tego Leo: [about worsening odds] Hell, we can't do this.
Han Lue: Can't? You mean shouldn't
Elena Neves: Run, before it's too late. Leave Rio. You can be free.
Dominic Toretto: Running ain't freedom. You should know that.
Zizi: God Himself couldn't get at your money if He wanted to.
Reyes: God isn't my worry.