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"The Penguins of Madagascar" The Falcon and the Snow Job/The Penguin Stays in the Picture (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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King Julien: A predator! Quick, Maurice! Activate the falcon shield!

Maurice: Right away, your highness.

[Maurice puts Mort tied to a stick in front of Kitka]

Skipper: What's with Sad-eyes?

Maurice: [Smears sauce on Mort] Barbecue sauce?

Mort: I'm yummy with cornbread.

King Julien: If you still have room for dessert, you can eat the dumpy one too. He will not mind.

Maurice: [Stammering] Say what?

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Skipper: Why, Miss Kitka. Is that our hollowed bone structure, or are we dancing on air?

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Private: Skipper, hasn't Kitka's behavior seemed a little strange this week?

Skipper: Strangely attractive, or strangely compelling?

Kowalski: Skipper, I believe Private meant strange in the "Oh, sweet mercy, we are going to be torn to shreds and swallowed into a churning cauldron of digestive juices!" sort of way.

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Kitka: I can't watch!

King Julien: Okay. Then I will describe it to you in really boss sound effects. Check it out. Flang! Scraw! Ook!

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Skipper: A huntress, eh? Winged mistress of the skies. Enchante, Miss...

Kitka: Kitka. Sorry if I frightened you.

Skipper: Frightened? Ha! Ma'am, I eat fright for breakfast.

Kowalski: With skeleton marshmallows.

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Skipper: Well, I hope you all learned something about not judging others. Miss Kitka is clearly a fine, non-zoo-animal-eating citizen.

Kitka: That's right. I only ate one squirrel, and he wasn't even from the zoo. Oh, excuse me a sec.

[She barfs up Fred the squirrel]

Fred: It's a nice flight, but the snacks in there are terrible.

Skipper: I think we should see other people.

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Skipper: You guys haven't gotten to know Miss Kitka like I have. She's a beautiful huntress of the skies, with razor sharp talons and a beak that could cut through battleship steel. Hiya! Ping!

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Skipper: Incoming missile!

Kitka: Look out!

Private: Skipper, did that missile just tell us to look out?

Skipper: What kind of fresh madness is this?

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Skipper: Forget it, you two. They always pick Private. Adorableness is his secret weapon.

Marlene: Secret weapon?

Skipper: Sure, we all have one. Mine is fearless moxie, Kowalski's is scientific genius, Rico's is psychotic derangement, and Private's is adorableness.

Private: Gee, Skipper, I think anyone can be on the cover. All you have to do is believe.

[Everyone awws]

Skipper: See? Secret weapon.

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Bada: Got any threes?

Bing: Go sleep with the fishes.

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Kowalski: As I was saying, the culprit is...

King Julien: Me! I confess! I did it! Mort was camera-hogging all the glory, so I got rid of him! Who knew the depths of my depravity?

Maurice: No, you didn't! I was with you the whole time.

King Julien: Oh. Well in that case, disregard my previous apology.

Mort: Even though I am a ghost, I still have your feet. Yay!

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Kowalski: Can I finish my sentence, please? The culprit is... someone... excedingly mean, or at the very least, not nice.

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Private: [to ghost Mort, after finding the real Mort safe and sound] So...

Mort: I am a figment of your guilty imagimanation.

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