Typical of the idiotic craze of spoof porn, this first installment is pretty much a failure, as star Jessica Lynn is underwhelming in the title role. Director Jordan Septo, of YOUR MOM'S A SLUT...SHE TAKES IT IN THE BUTT fame, should have stuck to getting employment in the aluminum-siding business.
Clocking in at a bloated 2 and a half hours running time, GENIE consists of just 4 extended sex scenes, each one dull and with Lynn's saved for last. Minor plot line concerns the astronauts' planned trip to Mars, but obviously this video goes nowhere.
I remember in the early '60s that Barbara Eden was one of my favorite sex symbols after catching her famous (for me, at least) hot & sweaty scene in the G-rated Tony Randall film 7 FACES OF DR. LAO, caught at a Saturday afternoon matinée showing. Lynn is pretty, in a modern porno sort of way, but has zero charisma in attempting to fill Eden's harem outfit. GImmick of Lynn blinking and grabbing her own tits to work magic is stupid.
There's oriental dominatrices, anal action and big-dick troilism courtesy of Lee Stone for those who care. Sequel added Lisa Ann and is more concise, making it the better video of the two.
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