Yoshie, the younger and ill-treated sister of a renowned Geisha, is discovered to have natural strength and fighting ability. She's recruited into an army of Geisha assassins by the rich ... See full summary »
Rina Takeda plays the role of a female ninja named Kisaragi who attempts to rescue a group of women being held captive to become toys for men. The film is set sometime in the Sengoku period... See full summary »
On her sixteenth birthday, Rin (Yumi Sugimoto), a bullied, timid schoolgirl witnesses her parents killed by fearful, anti-mutant humans. Rins dormant mutant abilities are awakened and she ... See full summary »
Her beloved mother murdered by a vicious gang of assassins, young Yuki (2007 Best Buttocks Award-winner Akiyama) transforms herself into a gothic lolita killing machine, wielding a lethal ... See full summary »
Baseball prodigy Jubeh Yakyu (Tak Sakaguchi) is the most feared and dangerous juvenile delinquent in all of Japan. After accidentally causing the death of his father with a super-powered, ... See full summary »
Full-throttle splatter-ific Japanese cyberpunk science fiction/horror at its most aggressive, this mind-blower about alien parasites that turn their human hosts into slave "Necroborgs" will leave you dizzy and drained - in a good way.
In a post-apocalyptic Japan, Tokyo has become a windswept desert. After witnessing the brutal murder of her husband and child, Milly is butchered and left for dead but she wakes up in a ... See full summary »
1581, Nobunaga Oda and Koga Ninja are in final assault of IGA. 3 IGA ninjas, led by Kagitsume, are ordered to bring a rival Koga ninja, who has been infected with a deadly disease, to the border of Koga territory.
When the alien is about to jump on the woman ninja, he is jumping like he wants to land on his belly in one shot, in the other, he lands on his feet. See more »
[Yamata and Rin are surrounded by Jinnai and a band of dead ninjas that are controlled by alien organisms inside them]
You mother fucker.
[Surprised look on Rin's face. Jinnai then looks at her]
You mother fucker. Son of a bitch.
[Stunned look on Yamata's face]
Give me the fucking dirty pussy.
[Rin looks confused]
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you!
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My god, I laughed and laughed...with it and at it. I was of course expecting a romp, but not.."this". They knew what they were filming from the start and it shows beautifully. Choreography was great, cinematography ditto.
As to people dissing this work of art I only say : loosen up, guys!
"revdkooi771" said that aliens and ninjas looked cheap blah, blah. Of course they look cheap, look at the budget. Look at the title of the movie. Does it reek with seriousness? I think not. It's like I buy a Justin Beiber CD, listen to it and say it's bad, the music is amateurish...of course it is and it's our fault if we can't turn on our brains and deduct that before we waste time, money and remaining grey cells.
But hey, everyone has a right to speak his mind
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