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When the alien is about to jump on the woman ninja, he is jumping like he wants to land on his belly in one shot, in the other, he lands on his feet. See more »
[Yamata and Rin are surrounded by Jinnai and a band of dead ninjas that are controlled by alien organisms inside them]
You mother fucker.
[Surprised look on Rin's face. Jinnai then looks at her]
You mother fucker. Son of a bitch.
[Stunned look on Yamata's face]
Give me the fucking dirty pussy.
[Rin looks confused]
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you!
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I sat down to watch this on Netflix assuming it would be just plain awful based on the title alone. What I actually got is an low-budget poorly dubbed but ultimately very fun gore-fest of a film. Some of the action sequences actually aren't half bad and while the CGI and monster suit both are low-budget and the dubbing is just awful there is some semi-decent fight choreography. There is also a lot of humor, some intentional, some not so much.
If you sit down with low expectations you can get a lot out of this film. For one thing there's a beautiful Asian ninja to look at, a goofy rubber alien, gory ridiculous death scenes that seem like something out FEAST or a Sam Raimi flick.
Not sure how highly I'd really be willing to recommend it but you could do a lot worse, and I mean a lot worse (I'm looking at you Thankskilling).
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