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"NCIS" Jack Knife (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What happened to your face?

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: What happened to your arm?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: The job.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: The same.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Szwed's truck rolls in 6 hours. What do you got?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We got nothing.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I don't like the sound of that.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh...

[Cheerfully]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We got nothing!

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: This really is a big deal for you isn't it? Letting me drive your car.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Whatever. You already slept with my wife.

Damon Werth: Wife and kid left him. He had some... trouble making the transition back to civilian.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Unlike you?

Damon Werth: I didn't carry him out of the desert so he could wind up dead in some alley tonight!

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [about Werth] A marine who broke the rules.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You didn't lock him up?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: ...I gave him a medal.

[off Fornell's look]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I had one just lying around.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You know, it's not like he's wearing your pin. You're not going steady with him.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Tobias, it didn't mean anything.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I think it meant something to him.

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Dr. Donald Mallard: Oh, east, west, the mutual saving of a life is a powerful bond...

[chuckles]

Dr. Donald Mallard: As evidenced by the two of you.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Oh, is that why we're friends?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's more like shared misery.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: God knows you've got enough to go around.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [to Abby about Gibbs] He's up at the crack of dawn, if he goes to bed at all. What exactly is running through that guy's veins?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Coffee, McGee.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Right, Boss.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. Get me some.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: On it.

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Abby Sciuto: Is there anything else you need?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: If there is, McGee will do it.

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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Well, Werth was... very convincing. What exactly are the skeletons in this guy's closet you didn't want to tell me about?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Small bout of steroid-induced psychosis.

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Oh, great.

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Damon Werth: I keep getting stuck in my own history.

Ziva David: Look, the last time we saw each other, you were in control. You helped us. Even after everything you have gone through, you-can-move-forward. You can find the right path, Damon.

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Damon Werth: [Ziva stands calmly in front of a truck as it jack-knifes in front of them] And you people say *I'm* crazy.

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Abby Sciuto: [to a suspect about his prized car] You want to bet I find traces of blood and hair, when I start taking this whole thing apart piece by piece?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Last lines, after Damon leaves] So, was that, like, "see you later" like "goodbye," or "see you later" like "hey, I'm going to see you at a later date?"

Ziva David: [chuckles] Are you, uh, having trouble understanding simple English?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Just answer the question.

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Devoisier: [about Aaron Szwed] You can bleach a blue collar, but that doesn't make it white.

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You drive like a maniac!

Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: It's my impression of you!

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