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The Mystery of Claywoman (2009)

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A mock documentary exploring the purported existence of 'Claywoman', a 500 million year old enigma who, legend has it, can cure anyone of their deepest pain. Presented as a found, severely ... See full summary »

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Mauro von Waldenberg ...
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Steve Wangh ...
Dr. Roger Sand
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Amy Miles ...
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Claire Deerborne
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Viatcheslav Kopturevskiy ...
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Claywoman
Edgar Oliver ...
Sinister Grey
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A mock documentary exploring the purported existence of 'Claywoman', a 500 million year old enigma who, legend has it, can cure anyone of their deepest pain. Presented as a found, severely damaged and restored film, the short features performances by Amy Poehler, Debbie Harry and Alan Cumming among others. Written by Anonymous

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