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The Mystery of Claywoman (2009)

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A mock documentary exploring the purported existence of 'Claywoman', a 500 million year old enigma who, legend has it, can cure anyone of their deepest pain. Presented as a found, severely ... See full summary »

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Credited cast:
Rachelle Garniez ...
Jane Cadbury (voice)
Mauro von Waldenberg ...
Boy
Steve Wangh ...
Dr. Roger Sand
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Jon Lauting Phd.
Amy Miles ...
Reggie
Ruth Maleczech ...
Claire Deerborne
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Son
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Simone
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Justin Bond ...
Disco Delilah
Viatcheslav Kopturevskiy ...
Anatoliy Lunacharskiy v
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Claywoman
Edgar Oliver ...
Sinister Grey
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Nathan Carrera ...
Kingston Brigade Member
Garrett Domina ...
Kingston Brigade Member
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A mock documentary exploring the purported existence of 'Claywoman', a 500 million year old enigma who, legend has it, can cure anyone of their deepest pain. Presented as a found, severely damaged and restored film, the short features performances by Amy Poehler, Debbie Harry and Alan Cumming among others. Written by Anonymous

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