In the Season 1 premiere, drunken father Frank is no use to his dysfunctional family; Fiona meets a handsome stranger when her purse is stolen; Lip is shocked to discover his brother Ian is gay and tries to hook him up with a willing neighbor.
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Karen says her mom has melissophobia, referring to her fear of bringing dirt in the house, but melissophobia is actually the fear of bees. See more
When Frank is telling Steve about his wife having left, he says that Fiona was 14, Lip was 11, Ian was 10, Debbie was 7, Carl was 5 and Liam was 4 months old. Earlier in the episode, they said that Carl was almost 9, which would only make Fiona 18, Lip 15, Ian 14, Debbie 11, and Liam 4, but Liam appears to be a toddler much younger than 4. Though her age is not stated, given the show's timeline, Fiona should actually be 20, meaning Liam should actually be 6, definitely not sleeping in a crib or wearing diapers. See more
Nobody's saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether. But it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. Fiona, my rock, huge help. Has all the best qualities of her mother, except she's not a raging psycho bitch.
[handing her kids a Kleenex
Lip, smart as a whip. Straight As and the honor roll - boy's definitely going somewhere.
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