- Stephen Fry - Host: On the subject of driving licenses, guess who had the first driving license in the world?
- Alan Davies: The Queen?
- Stephen Fry - Host: No, oddly enough you couldn't be wronger-er because the Queen has...?
- Alan Davies: No driving license.
- Stephen Fry - Host: No driving license. She's the only person in Britain who doesn't have a driving license who actually drives. Well there may be illegal ones but...
- Phill Jupitus: So, what does she show them at Blockbuster to prove that her address is right?
- Stephen Fry - Host: A 20 pound note!
- Himself - Host: [On the topic of what gets the panelists up in the morning] MIT used a clock which, when you pressed the snooze button, it runs off and hides, so whenever it rings again, you have to get up and stop it. And it's programmed each day to hide in a different place.
- [laughter from the audience and the panel]
- Himself - Host: ... There is another one which, every time you press the snooze button, right, - it's got an online connection - you donate money to a political cause you hate.
- Alan Davies: Because red and green is a very very common colour blindness. So when they first did red and green it was a disaster. For some people, they carried straight on.
- Stephen Fry - Host: Yeah, because they couldn't tell which light... whether it was the top or the bottom... If I see a black and white film, I can tell which light's on, can't you?
- Alan Davies: Yes but not in the dark, Stephen, sometimes you are relying on the colour, let's face it, usually.
- Stephen Fry - Host: No that... you're right, I'm sorry. That's fair.
- Andy Hamilton: Can we not argue because that is what the terrorists want.
- [Stephen translates a German association in charge of issuing driving licenses]
- Stephen Fry - Host: ...which means the Steamboiler Supervision Association which granted the first mandatory licenses in Prussia...
- Alan Davies: [in German accent] THE SS... A!