Ever notice what people do if they live in a city? They'll put on an extra shoestring necklace during the spring and ask a minimum wage person to hold an empty can of sprite and smile. A bumb throughs a hard loaf of bread at a Walmart. 23 years from now, out of necessiy, Oprah gets delivered a room full of clean water disguised in a piece of plastic that looks like a dead elefant. Oprah, would by then, also have a husband made from cake with two circles for eyes that she'd look into and see a fantacy of a 30 year old man with a smiling wood mouth using a pair of plyers to eat cereal from a red envelope thats says 'god' on it.