Supernatural (TV Series)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (2010)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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[Bobby and Dean take refuge from the zombies in a closet. Dean turns on the light and locks the door from the inside as the horde pound on the door]
Bobby Singer : Kind of a tight fit, don't you think?
Dean Winchester : [confident] It's all right: they're idiots; they can't pick a lock.
[the pounding immediately stops, then the zombies start picking the lock]
Bobby Singer : Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Dean Winchester : I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me.
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Dean Winchester : Mr. Wells, why don't you tell us what you saw? In your own words.
Digger Wells : Call me Digger.
Dean Winchester : Digger.
Digger Wells : Mm.
Dean Winchester : Who- who gave you that name?
Digger Wells : I did.
Dean Winchester : You gave yourself your own nickname? You can't do that.
Digger Wells : Who died and made you Queen?
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Dean Winchester : What's that smell? Is that soap? Did you clean?
Bobby Singer : What are you, my mother? Bite me!
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Dean Winchester : You got any more ammo? I'm low.
Bobby Singer : Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies. It's in the van where we left it.
Dean Winchester : A simple no would've been fine.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : What'd you say your jurisdiction here was again?
Dean Winchester : Our jurisdiction is wherever the United States government sends us.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Uh yeah. How about me and your supervisor have a little chat about that?
Sam Winchester : Absolutely.
[He pulls a business card from his jacket and hands it to the sheriff who dials a number on her cell. Cut to Bobby's house where a phone is ringing]
Bobby Singer : [Picks up the phone marked FBI] Agent Willis speaking.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Agent Willis, this is Sheriff Jody Mills of-
[with a quizzical look]
Sheriff Jody Mills : Bobby?
Bobby Singer : [under his breath] Oh... Excuse me?
Sheriff Jody Mills : [sternly after giving Sam and Dean a look] Is this Bobby Singer?
[Sam and Dean give each other a worried look]
Bobby Singer : Listen, I don't who this is, but this is Agent Tom Willis of the FBI.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Bull crap!
[Disconnects the call and looks at Sam and Dean who have "We're busted" looks on their faces]
Sheriff Jody Mills : FBI, huh?
Sam Winchester : So uh, so you know Bobby Singer.
Dean Winchester : That- that is... a fun coincidence.
[chuckles]
Sheriff Jody Mills : Here's what I know about Bobby Singer. He's a menace around here. Assful of drunk and disorderlies, and mail fraud. You understanding me?
Dean Winchester : [quietly, chagrined, while Sam looks down, embarrassed] I think we all can agree that you've made yourself perfectly clear, yes.
Sheriff Jody Mills : So whatever the three of you are planning, it ends here. *Now.* 10-4 on that? Agents?
Dean Winchester : Yeah.
[Smiles at her then shakes his head when she leaves]
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Bobby Singer : [Sam and Dean join Bobby at the funeral pyre for his wife] So... thinking maybe I should apologize for losing my head back there.
Sam Winchester : Bobby, you don't owe us anything.
Dean Winchester : Hey look, I don't know squat from shinola about love, but... at least you got to spend 5 days with her... Right?
Bobby Singer : Right. Which makes things... about a thousand times worse.
[sighs heavily]
Bobby Singer : She was the love of my life...
[voice breaking]
Bobby Singer : How many times do I gotta kill her?
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Clay Thompson : You were gonna kill me.
Dean Winchester : You're a zombie.
Clay Thompson : I'm a taxpayer.