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Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2011) Poster

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[first title card]

Title Card: Everyone and everything is interconnected in this universe. Stay pure of heart and you will see the signs. Follow the signs, and you will uncover your destiny. -Jeff

Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.

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Jeff: This morning I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins and destiny, and now you're here at this, this weird hooters thing. And so now, I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed.

Pat: What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid and stumbled into a business meeting.

Jeff: You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want. Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting.

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[last lines]

[Jeff sits watching television, eating a Pop-Tart]

TV Announcer: [off-screen] We'll be right back with that rescue tale of local councilman Kevin Landry and his two little girls. All that and more when we come back.

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Sharon: Jeff, what do you do in the basement? You're not cleaning it.

Jeff: You really want to know? You didn't like it last time we had this conversation.

Sharon: Okay no, you're right, I don't.

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Jeff: Why can't you just tell her the truth?

Pat: Are you kidding? Do you know anything about adult relationships?

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[first lines]

Jeff: I watched "Signs" again last night.

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Pat: And what is this, a sex board?

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