Javier Esposito: Dude, I see Beckett in her jammies, wine glasses on the table...
Richard Castle: There's nothing going on with Beckett and me! No more than there was yesterday.
Kevin Ryan: Dude, you made her pancakes?
Richard Castle: It's just breakfast!
Javier Esposito: Pancakes is not just breakfast, it's an edible way of saying, 'Thank you SO much for last night.'
Kevin Ryan: Castle, come on, we're your friends- details.
Richard Castle: Okay, come here.
[the boys form a huddle]
Richard Castle: There are no details!
Javier Esposito: I can't even look at you right now.
Kevin Ryan: [writing on his notepad] Witness refuses to cooperate.
Richard Castle: Listen, it's a fact of life: people we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator which for some reason is illegal.
Richard Castle: Aside from my second wife, this is the most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
Kate Beckett: Castle just finished making breakfast and he went to the door...
Kevin Ryan: What kind of breakfast?
Kate Beckett: Um, I'm sorry?
Kevin Ryan: What kind of breakfast was he making?
Kate Beckett: Pancakes.
Kevin Ryan: Well isn't that domestic.
Kate Beckett: [annoyed] Anyway, the paper usually arrives at four and we were up at seven so that means the killer had a three hour window where he could have left the body there unnoticed.
Kevin Ryan: Uh-huh, and exactly what time did you and Mr. Castle go to bed last night?
Kate Beckett: I think we're done here.
[Castle is fiddling with a pair of night vision goggles in the FBI's car]
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: What is he doing?
Kate Beckett: He touches things.
Richard Castle: Wow, one of your old wedding videos.
Martha Rodgers: [watching video of The Incredible Hulk] Are you kidding? This guy's a push-over compared to my ex-husbands.