Javier Esposito: Dude, I see Beckett in her jammies, wine glasses on the table...
Richard Castle: There's nothing going on with Beckett and me! No more than there was yesterday.
Kevin Ryan: Dude, you made her pancakes?
Richard Castle: It's just breakfast!
Javier Esposito: Pancakes is not just breakfast, it's an edible way of saying, 'Thank you SO much for last night.'
Kevin Ryan: Castle, come on, we're your friends- details.
Richard Castle: Okay, come here.
[the boys form a huddle]
Richard Castle: There are no details!
Javier Esposito: I can't even look at you right now.
Kevin Ryan: [writing on his notepad] Witness refuses to cooperate.
Kate Beckett: Castle just finished making breakfast and he went to the door...
Kevin Ryan: What kind of breakfast?
Kate Beckett: Um, I'm sorry?
Kevin Ryan: What kind of breakfast was he making?
Kate Beckett: Pancakes.
Kevin Ryan: Well isn't that domestic.
Kate Beckett: [annoyed] Anyway, the paper usually arrives at four and we were up at seven so that means the killer had a three hour window where he could have left the body there unnoticed.
Kevin Ryan: Uh-huh, and exactly what time did you and Mr. Castle go to bed last night?
Kate Beckett: I think we're done here.
Richard Castle: Listen, it's a fact of life: people we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.
Richard Castle: Aside from my second wife, this is the most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
[Castle is fiddling with a pair of night vision goggles in the FBI's car]
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: What is he doing?
Kate Beckett: He touches things.
Richard Castle: Wow, one of your old wedding videos.
Martha Rodgers: [watching video of The Incredible Hulk] Are you kidding? This guy's a push-over compared to my ex-husbands.
Richard Castle: [entering the squad room] Hey.
Kate Beckett: Hey.
Richard Castle: Ask me why I'm here.
Kate Beckett: You know, I ask myself that question every day.
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: Nikki Heat, I presume.
Kate Beckett: It's Beckett. Detective Kate Beckett.
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: Yeah, I read all about you in "Cosmo". And you must be the celebrity writer tag-along, Richard Castle. Special Agent Jordan Shaw.
Richard Castle: Jordan Shaw? The same Jordan Shaw that broke the Hudson Valley Strangler case back in 1991?
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: I also play a mean game of Scrabble. Now that we all know each other, I'd like to see the body.
Kate Beckett: Agent Shaw, my people have already secured the area. CSU is on the scene, and we are canvassing the park, so as happy as I am to see the cavalry, there's really not much left here for you to do.
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: Detective, the gods in the marble halls have sent me here to catch a killer, which I will do with or without your help. Okay? Now, can I see the body?
Richard Castle: That is so going in the movie. Can you say that again, but start from "marble halls"?
Kevin Ryan: Unis pulled this from a trash bin. Wallet's inside. Vic's name is Michelle Lewis.
Javier Esposito: According to her business card, she's a dog walker.
Kate Beckett: There's a print here, and it's too large to be our victim's. Let's get it to the lab for...
[Shaw snaps a photo of the purse]
Kate Beckett: What are you doing?
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: That print is already in the lab and being processed. No muss, no fuss, no black powder on your clothes.
Richard Castle: [in awed jealousy] Wow! There's an app for that?
Special Agent Jordan Shaw: That's why I joined the FBI, Mr. Castle. For the toys. Really eager to see that body.
Richard Castle: [as Shaw leaves] Can I take a look at that?
[Beckett stops him]
Richard Castle: Be a chance to check it later.