Vic: There's no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die.
Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.
Vic: I didn't use to call it that, but once you've seen a baby come out of there, trust me, it's a vagina!