Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson: [Addressing the crowd] What do you call an Irishman who doesn't swear? A mute! What do you call an Irishnman that doesn't drink? A corpse!
Elias 'Eli' Thompson: Maybe one day I'll learn to lie as good as you.
Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson: Ot's "lie as well as me," you dolt! You want to be taken seriously, then learn to fucking speak!