Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Miles Away (1998)

Laura Silverman: Laura the Receptionist

Quotes 

• Laura the Receptionist : Good morning, sunshine girl.

  Dr. Katz : You're feeling pretty chipper, seems like.

  Laura the Receptionist : Yeah, I feel pretty good today. I just feel, like, a sense of peace has come over me. Just have this distinct feeling of...

  Dr. Katz : Well-being?

  Laura the Receptionist : No Ben.

  Dr. Katz : I wish I could share your, uh, your enthusiasm.

  Laura the Receptionist : You CAN!

  Dr. Katz : I have to admit, I miss the guy, I really do.

  Laura the Receptionist : Yeah.

  Dr. Katz : Do you miss him a little bit?

  Laura the Receptionist : Not really.

  Dr. Katz : You DO like him, though?

  Laura the Receptionist : Um... okay.

  Dr. Katz : I don't think you realize how much he- how much you mean to him.

  Laura the Receptionist : Look, just let me enjoy these next couple of days without him, okay?

  [phone rings; Laura answers in a cheerful tone of voice] 

  Laura the Receptionist : Good morning, Dr. Katz's office!

  Ben Katz : [on the other line, confused]  Uh... can, could I speak to Laura, please?

  Laura the Receptionist : [sullenly]  Oh, Ben.

  Dr. Katz : I'm not here.

  [leaves] 

  Ben Katz : Laura, I didn't recognize ya.

  Laura the Receptionist : Mmm.

  Ben Katz : That's better.

  [Laura sighs] 

  Ben Katz : There ya are.

  [Laura sighs] 

  Ben Katz : Found ya.

  Laura the Receptionist : Why are you calling?

  Ben Katz : I just wanted to, uh, give a... what happened to the old Laura that answered the phone?

  Laura the Receptionist : Ben, how is it possible that you're MORE annoying when you're away?