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A horror movie with women from the Suicide Girls website? Well what could possibly go wrong here? Aside from...
This movie is the epitome of stupidity, bad storyline and horrible acting. It is everything that you don't want a movie to be, and then some. You have to look far and wide to manage to find stuff like this.
But I am sure if you are a teenager and have just recently discovered the thrill of naked ladies, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" is the right movie for you. But for the rest of us, people that have any sense of maturity and who wants just an ounce of quality in what we see on the screen, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" is a total waste of time, film and effort.
The storyline is fairly straight forward, simplistic and rather boring actually. A group of women from the suicide girls dot com website go deep into the forest for a photo shoot for a calender, but they start to mysteriously disappear and the horror begins.
A fairly average storyline that doesn't have anything to offer, unless you count naked and scantily clad women something to offer. These women are plastered with tasteless and tacky tattoos, which may or may not fall into just everyone's taste. Personally I don't mind tattoos, but there is something called moderation and class, and these clearly are well beyond that, in my opinion. And let's not forget that the acting talent combined between the entire cast doesn't even start to match up to even a single of most Hollywood actors and actresses.
The camera work in the movie was nothing to get excited about, quite the opposite actually. It is rare that I get annoyed with camera work in movies that aren't those God awful 'documentary-like' movies and 'lost footage' movies (such as "Blairwitch", "Paranormal Activity", and the like), but the camera work in this movie was just frustrating and annoying to behold.
So what are the good points of this movie? Well if you like naked women plastered with tattoos and super tacky horror movies, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" might just do the trick for you. For me, this movie did absolutely nothing and it was an uphill battle to get through. I actually gave up and had to turn it off, it was just that horrible.
If you enjoy a proper horror movie and want to be thoroughly entertained by the movie you sit down to watch and invest your time and effort into, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" should be avoided at all costs.
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