Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: I'm not trashy... unless I drink too much.
Vinny Guadagnino: Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands. She's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Vinny has been hating on me. So what I decided to do was to get about, like, three inches of grated cheese, add a little milk, a little supreme dressing, a tiny bit of mayo and a little Snicker's pickle juice all wrapped in one. A little Hater-ade.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Well like, Ronnie, you need to explain yourself cause you don't know me. You don't know me. Neither does he know me neither!
Vinny Guadagnino: Snooki's outfit is crazy. She looks like a birthday cake.