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"Jersey Shore" One Shot (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Quotes

DJ Pauly D: I heart Jewish girls... oh my God...

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Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: I'm not trashy... unless I drink too much.

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Vinny Guadagnino: Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands. She's definitely a stage 5 clinger.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Vinny has been hating on me. So what I decided to do was to get about, like, three inches of grated cheese, add a little milk, a little supreme dressing, a tiny bit of mayo and a little Snicker's pickle juice all wrapped in one. A little Hater-ade.

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DJ Pauly D: You stalked my entire life on the boardwalk.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Well like, Ronnie, you need to explain yourself cause you don't know me. You don't know me. Neither does he know me neither!

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Vinny Guadagnino: Snooki's outfit is crazy. She looks like a birthday cake.

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: That's one shot! That's one shot, kid!

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: It was self-defense, bro. Like honestly...

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