Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot16 June 2010
Three women from L.A. on their way to Paris make an emergency landing in Cleveland. They decide to stick around and rent a house with an elderly caretaker.
23 June 2010
Joy tries to take advantage of her newfound appeal in Cleveland by dating a much younger man, but her new relationship ends up exposing an old secret. Meanwhile, Melanie encourages Elka to date again by helping her decide between a bevy of men. Victoria gets hooked on Big N Easy, where she goes for the savings and stays for so much more.
Season 1, Episode 3: Birthdates30 June 2010
Elka finds a lot to like about her blind date, though the other ladies aren't so lucky with their respective suitors.
7 July 2010
During an event at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Victoria reconnects with a former rock-star boyfriend, while Melanie gets a bit overzealous with her music idol.
14 July 2010
A neighbor gets the wrong idea about Melanie when she throws a party; Elka gets a makeover for her senior prom with Max. A commercial job creates a moral dilemma for Victoria.
21 July 2010
The past becomes present when Melanie's mother and Victoria's father pick the same weekend for a visit, while Joy is less than thrilled to see her mother.
28 July 2010
The arrival of Melanie's ex-husband elicits strong opinions from Joy and Victoria; Elka's love life becomes an embarrassment of riches.
4 August 2010
Victoria lends her acting expertise to a high school's production of "Romeo and Juliet"; Joy gets upset when Melanie is busy with a new romance.
11 August 2010
Melanie comes to regret her nosy nature when her son pays a visit; Elka helps Victoria campaign for sympathy votes after she's nominated for a Daytime Emmy.
Season 1, Episode 10: Tornado18 August 2010
Threats of a tornado cause the ladies to seek shelter in Elka's secret room in the cellar, but they're nearly blown away by what they find.
12 December 2010
A look back at scenes and bloopers from season one, along with a sneak peak at season two.
Season 2, Episode 1: Free Elka19 January 2011
Unfortunately there was a harmonica amongst Elke's husband's booty which is her only friend in jail until Elke discovers her cell mate is a member of "the Family" and Joy drops in inappropriate comment in front of the police. The girls hold an estate-, make that garage-, sale to raise bail money.
26 January 2011
Rick sees posing as Joy's husband for her immigration fraud as an opportunity to appeal to other women but joy becomes concerned when his first target is her immigration lawyer. Malanie meets Pete's mother and brother who both turn out to be blasts from the past.
2 February 2011
Elka hires a lawyer to help her with her criminal case but the girls attraction to his striking good looks prove troublesome.
9 February 2011
A pair of Spanx reported by a fortune teller to provide good luck comes at the cost of some embarrassment to the girls. Meanwhile, Elka frets over the Indians and drools over Grady Sizemore.
16 February 2011
Visiting Los Angeles Susan Lucci sticks it to Victoria again. Elka's on the hunt for celebrities. Melanie tries to sell her house but can't bear to part with it. And, of course, Joy gets insulted and manipulated.
23 February 2011
Susan Lucci continues to torment Victoria. Joy learns she's been duped and plots revenge. Elke drags Melanie from one bad scene to another in her quest for Robert Redford.
2 March 2011
Joy meets a guy at her therapists office, then steals his file to find out more about him. Victoria decides to help her career with a sex tape, and Elka brings a dog home that no one wants to adopt.
9 March 2011
Joy finds a homeless man willing to marry her. Melanie takes a liking to a Cavaliers player and gets a crash course on the game from Elka. Victoria find a newscasting job that is a bit too quaint for her tastes.
16 March 2011
Elke's beau can't even handle a mild Cleveland winter. Victoria's latest potential mate has a couple kids that are tougher than Susan Lucci. The girls try some volunteer work to get Joy her green card.
Season 2, Episode 10: Law & Elka23 March 2011
Elka's lawyer, disfigured in a sporting accident, looses favor with the judge so Elka tries a little jury pandering. Victoria hit's it off with the governor's ambitious wife and get's a juicy story that once again leaves Joy compromised.
15 June 2011
With Elka on the lam and in the hay, the girls manage to set aside their own peculiar issues to track her down in Amish country. Curiously, they all take to the Amish life each in her own peculiar way.
22 June 2011
The girls are on edge after Joy's, AKA Victoria's, prison pen pal is paroled. But Joy has no time for him because she shot her long lost son.
29 June 2011
The girls find their friends dates for their fake birthday. The dates turn out to be fakes as well but maybe a trade or two and a free agent will help.
6 July 2011
The girls try forming a band for a battle of the bands contest.
13 July 2011
Joy goes to a fertility clinic planning to have a child but her preferred donor is a little too close to home and has his eye on Melanie. Victoria gets a part as an old lady and attracts more attention than Elka.
20 July 2011
The four girls go to a gay bar for a reason that seemed to make sense at the time. There, Victoria impersonates a drag queen impersonating herself and Elka learns a terrible truth from her youth.
27 July 2011
Victoria's daughter comes home for a confrontation over her tell all book. Joy and Melanie get caught up in an adaptation of "The Bachelor".
3 August 2011
Melanie learns she has charms she wasn't aware of and tries to get comfortable with them. Victoria uses Joy to get revenge for her co-anchor's practical jokes.
10 August 2011
A clip show featuring the cast's weirdest moments on screen and the weirder moments off.
17 August 2011
The girls send out a booty call with varying degrees of success. Victoria goes to questionable lengths to promote her cosmetics line.
Season 2, Episode 21: Bridezelka24 August 2011
31 August 2011
The girls get totally smashed before Elka's wedding and spend the next day discovering the embarrassing things they did.
Season 3, Episode 0: Sneak Peek27 November 2011
30 November 2011
With a choice of three husbands the girls can't understand why Elka wants to keep the dead one. Victoria thinks coming out of the closet will help her career but it strains her marriage to Joy.
Season 3, Episode 2: Beards7 December 2011
Joy wants a divorce but Victoria mollifies her with a cruise and a handbag. Elka and Melanie are game for anywhere warm. But it's a gay cruise that puts the Love Boat and the girls to shame.
14 December 2011
Season 3, Episode 4: Happy Fat21 December 2011
The neighborhood woman, distressed by the attention the LA ladies are receiving from their husbands, persuade the girls to give them makeovers. Elka hooks up with a younger man and does whatever it take to keep up with him.
28 December 2011
Elka meets Roy's mother who is determined to hate her. Victoria dates a self absorbed hand model and loves his touch. Melanie get's it on with a guy who is reminiscent of Winnie the Pooh. Joy dates a doctor of indeterminate age but she fears he's ancient.
4 January 2012
While waiting in line for a restroom at Browns Stadium, the girls tell Elka the tragic story of how they all met.
11 January 2012
While Joy and Elka are visiting the zoo, the rhinos get amorous. So the zoo keeper asks them to stay so that they could procreate but the process takes three days. So they have to sleep there. Melanie and Victoria try to pick up guy. Melanie picks up a senator. But later fears the man's a perv when he texts her a racy photo. And Victoria picks up a guy whom she later learns is a janitor.
18 January 2012
Elka and Joy's CT scans get mixed up. Victoria donates blood as a publicity stunt and wakes up thinking Elka is God. Melanie takes a liking to the Browns' kicker who knocked her flat.
25 January 2012
Elka fixes Joy up with a young blind guy but neglects to tell her he's blind. Victoria's daughter Emmy brings home her whipped fiancé.
1 February 2012
Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
8 February 2012
When Victoria's rocker boy friend dumps her she tries to make him jealous by hanging with is ex partner, who her boyfriend hates, in the middle of a charity rock concert. It doesn't help that she takes along Elke, Melanie and Joy who each get into trouble.
Season 3, Episode 12: Lost Loves15 February 2012
The girls decide to look up their old loves. Victoria contacts her first husband and when he arrives, he's not the man she remembers. Joy tries to find the man who left her at the altar. But when she and Elka get stuck in an elevator on her way to meet him, they run into Max whom Elka misses. And Melanie contacts the first guy had a crush on but finds he's not available.
7 March 2012
After Joy struck out at meeting the man who left her at the altar and when Victoria bails out on her ex, the girls decide to go to a cabin for a rest. Melanie invites the guy she met, Casey to join them not knowing he's the guy Joy was looking for. When he arrives Joy recognizes him and says that he now goes by his initials K.C. Melanie drags a guy in and makes him pretend he's Casey but he's more interested in Victoria. And Victoria took one of her ex's venomous spiders and it unwittingly went into her luggage and is now loose in the cabin.
14 March 2012
Victoria hopes to one up her co-anchor Colin with an award winning expose.
21 March 2012
The girls try to join a club and as per the club's rules, they need to be sponsored by a member. So they attend a ball and Victoria spruces herself up with some expensive jewelry she rented and when a wealthy member takes a liking to her, he introduces her to his parents and she loses one of her earrings in his mother's bosom. Joy runs into Colin who has a fiancé whom he is marrying because she is wealthy. Melanie sets up to hook up with a member but learns that the member is Colin's fiancé. And Elka, who once worked at the club, crashes the party to get back at the club president whom she says fired her because he propositioned her and she rebuffed him.
28 March 2012
Each of the girls becomes infuriated by their guest in the house but the police lock-down the neighborhood forcing each couple to deal with their strained relationship.
11 April 2012
The gals try again to fix each other up for their "birth dates" with the usual odd results.
18 April 2012
The girls model Victoria's new line of shoes in Cleveland's Walk & Roll fashion show. Elka comes along to see Mr. Jeff's new track suit line. Joy considers a long term relationship with a man with mere months to live.
25 April 2012
Joy prepares to marry her not long to live boy friend.
2 May 2012
The girls will go to any length to keep their Botox dealer but all attempts backfire.
9 May 2012
16 May 2012
The girls go to a storage locker auction. While there someone recognizes Victoria from her commercial which thought would not be shown in the country and she feels humiliated. They buy the contents of a locker. And what they find is a letter which they think was written by Lincoln wherein he admits to an indiscretion. Victoria hopes by bringing it out it could offset what the commercial is doing to her. But Melanie warns her that this could offset everything Lincoln did. And Elka tinkers with a CB radio that's in the locker. Eventually Joy chats it up with someone and she makes him think she's more endowed than she really is. And when he comes to town and they agree to meet, she buys a bra that makes her more endowed.
30 May 2012
Victoria persuades her costar/writer to resurrect their soap opera as an app.
Season 3, Episode 24: Blow Outs6 June 2012
Melanie tries to keep her new salon a secret from Joy and Victoria so they don't ruin it for her.
28 November 2012
5 December 2012
Season 4, Episode 3: Method Man12 December 2012
Season 4, Episode 4: GILFs19 December 2012
26 December 2012
2 January 2013
9 January 2013
Season 4, Episode 8: Extras16 January 2013
23 January 2013
30 January 2013
6 February 2013
13 February 2013
19 June 2013
17 July 2013
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