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At the prison scene, a warning sign reads in German "Baustelle! Betreten der Einfahrt verboten!" which translates to "Construction site! Do not enter the gateway/entrance!". This is complete nonsense because first the prison is not a construction site. Second, a warning sign in this environment would tell you to stay away from the premises, not just the gateway. See more »
Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays.
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Part of the closing credits are a montage of scenes from the film. See more »
I regret spending money on this and losing 2 hrs of sleep for this
all the other reviews said it all. so ill keep it short and sweet. Don't WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS.
the execs held this film back because the original competition would have blown the Joe's outta the water and they want to profit as much as possible.
i felt ripped off. i will put as many bad reviews as possible everywhere i can since this was such a low budget low quality film that will possibly kill the franchise. the execs only cared about making money off of a name. because clearly the writers never saw the first film and damn sure never saw the cartoon or had any experience writing films
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