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Lamar: I told you how to avoid divorce lawyers. You get married, and you stay married.
Share thisDr. Matsutani: They call them smart phones, but only dummies use them in my class.
Share thisDr. Matsutani: This is college, there's only two things you can't do: smoke in the building and use your phone in my class.
Share thisMercedes Tainot: I'm divorcing a professor-turned-writer-turned-blogger with the libido of a 13 year-old and two published books to his credit.
Share thisMercedes Tainot: Larry, you're a great student. I'm not an easy A.
Share thisDean Tainot: You know, I know what really pisses you off. What is really pissing you off is that I like big knockers and you don't have any!
Share thisAlvarez: Hey - we all got free tattoos. I wanted something in Japanese so check this out.
[Shows tattoo]
Alvarez: That one says courage, that one says spirit. Courageous spirit.
Larry Crowne: That's Chinese, and it says soy sauce.
Share thisDr. Matsutani: When Dr. Matsutani is scolding Larry Crowne he refers to his cellphone as "his device," a term used in Star Trek to describe their communicators.
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