Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series (2006– )
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is filmed before a live studio audience.
Yami: [to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme] Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down I'll like to take a minute just sit down James I tell you how I became the Undisputed King of Card Games In Northeastern Africa born and raised in the palace is where I spent most of my days chilling out Max and relaxing all the while or playing some card games right beside the Nile When a couple of guys who were up to no good starting making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and the gods got scared they said "you're moving in with Yu Gi and his Grandpa downstairs." I wound up in Japan and things were less clear like I couldn't kill folks for losing card games here if anything I could say that this place is lame but i thought nah forget it I'll play some card games I bought card game booster packs seven or eight and I'd yelled at the old man, Yo Homes, Smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair.
Yami: You're watching Yu-Gi-Oh, when you could be outside doing something else.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series. According to Wikipedia, we don't exist.
Yami: Hey Pizanos, it's the Super Yu-Gi-Oh super brother's show.
Yami: Who keeps throwing these cards at me, it's not funny you know. Stop it!
Yami: [interrupting the disclaimer narrator] Yo Kaizer I'm really happy for you and imma gonna let you finish, but Yu-Gi-Oh Abridge is the greatest shows of all time!
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is brought to you by, YuGiOhs they're Yugilicious! Wait a minute, Yugilicious, is that even a real word?
Director: It let's the kids know that they are tasty.
Yami: Yeah but Yugilicious, is that supposed to mean they taste like me?
Yami: I mean how do you go about testing something like that, besides the... obvious method.
Director: Just say the line, you amateur.
Yami: Fine! Yugiohs, apparently they're Yugilicious. Alright now where's my F*cking pay check?
Yami: Hey! Remember when Bakura used to be in this show? Neither do I.
Yami: I can't believe they canceled Viva Pinata. It had talking CG Pinatas what more do you want?
Yami: It was the best of card games it was the worst of card games.
Yami: It's the Yu-Gi-Oh drinking game. Take a drink every time we mention friendship.
Yami: I just realized what the five Ds in Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds stands for: Don't watch it.
Yami: [to This aint a Scene] This aint a Scene, it's a goddamn card game.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged! We're about as half as popular as Team Four Star.
Yami: Here at Yu-Gi-Oh we like to think that Pokemon copies us.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh Season 3. It's like a fanfic only written by actual writers.
Yami: Introducing the Jiggleomitor! The bouncier the boobies, the stronger the reading! It's fun for all the family.
Yami: In tonight's episode the part of Tristan Taylor will be played by Barney the Dinosaur.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is a property of 4Kids Entertainment - wait, what?
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is now 10 years old. That's around twice as old as the average fan of this show.
Yami: I just realized what the X stands for in Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal: Don't make it.
Yami: I'm not actually in this episode. Has anyone seen my agent?
Yami: Last time on Buffy The Vampire Slayer, only kidding it's just Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yami: The Following card games take place between 9:00 P.M. and 10:00 P.M.
Yami: The duelists you are about to see are trained professionals, do not try this at home.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is filmed on location with the men and women of the Domino City Police Department.
Yami: The following episode is based on real events. Certain names have been changed in order to protect the innocent.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, we update almost as frequently as VG Cats.
Yami: You know you can go ahead and skip this episode. I'm sure nothing significant will happen. It's probably just filler.
Yami: I just realized what the G stands for in Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Don't watch it.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged! It's about the only show that Nick Simmons didn't plagiarize.