Mole Man: I knew I should have made the left turn at Albuquerque.
Dr. Doom: This will lead us to the ultimate evil-doer, my personal hero - The Red Skull!
M.O.D.O.K.: Yuck. He's got a face like a caboose. No wonder it's red.
Dr. Doom: [zaps M.O.D.O.K] That's my hero.
Dr. Doom: I can't believe it.
M.O.D.O.K.: It's astounding. The world's largest bratwurst!
Dr. Doom: [shouts] M.O.D.O.K.! We are not here for the sausage, we are here for the wicked genius! Now pick him up and let's go.
M.O.D.O.K.: I bet that sausage is wicked tasty.
Hulk: Ah, usually Hulk sings to his rubber ducky in shower.
Iron Man: Oh, you've never showered! That's why we never heard it before.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.
Captain America: Red Skull? I can't believe somebody found you and thawed you out.
Red Skull: And I can't believe you're still wearing that ridiculous suit, with the little wings that go flippity, flippity, flippity.
Captain America: Our new Howlin' Commandoes. What do you think, Colonel Fury?
Nick Fury: [looks at Thor] I'd still like to cut the blond's hair, but they'll have to do.