Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.

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Sterling Archer (voice)
Rafael Ferrer ...
Spirodon Skorpio (voice)
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Cheryl Tunt (voice)
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Pam Poovey (voice)
Peter Newman ...
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Cyril Figgis (voice)
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Lana Kane (voice)
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Malory Archer (voice)
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Doctor Krieger (voice)
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Lana desperately needs to escape Cyril's oppressive brand of love and bask in the sunny south of France as a guest on the mega-yacht of Skorpio (it's a mononym.) Lana frolics and drinks champagne...and starts to thwart a dangerous arms deal. Meanwhile, the Micromanager and Nikolai are aboard "The Chum Guzzler" watching her at work. Malory gets a mixed signal, and Archer goes off half-cocked to rescue Lana. Is three company or a crowd if one counts Skorpio, two ISIS agents and one chocolate fountain? At HQ, Krieger, Cyril, Cheryl and Pam have fun, frolic and fuss at Fort Kickass. Count on Cyril to always pull a boner! Written by LA-Lawyer

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Goofs

(at around 12 mins) One of Skorpio's bodyguards (all previously shown with black hair/mustaches) on the side of the chocolate fountain suddenly appears with shaggy blonde hair and a blonde mustache. See more »

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[first lines]
Sterling Archer: So I get to go to the French Riviera on the ISIS dime. To do what exactly?
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References First Blood (1982) See more »

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Closing Theme 'The Killer'
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Written by Mel Young
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Archer Get a New Kitchen
30 October 2015 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Archer is sent on assignment to deal with Skorpio, a hairy guy who has a yacht and just about everything else in the world. Lana is also there, undercover. Meanwhile, Malory is hooking up with Jackov on another yacht. Their discussions lead to some interesting revelations. Back at ISIS, Cyril and the girls are engaged in some pretty weird stuff. Cyril is convinced horrible things are happening to Lana. The usual shooting and killing occur. Skorpio ends up in the sack with Lana and Archer. Archer gets shot through the foot by Lana. Oh well. At least he will get his new kitchen and a possible vasectomy. I noticed that the term, "Bridge of Spies" was used in this episode.


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