Bullied for being gay Simon decides to run away from Reading on the same night that Debbie is holding a party to celebrate her television acting debut in a crime reconstruction where she plays a woman missing from home, who is her exact double. However,thanks to a bus strike and the influence of the gorgeous Mickey - whom he will one day marry - Simon returns home in time to see Debbie punch Jackson, his chief tormentor, for impregnating Ashlene and picking on her son. Simon is so happy he falls off a wall and gets his gash, while the missing woman comes back to complain about Debbie's feeble impersonation of her. Written by
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The BBC news report about the missing Avon lady uses 2009 graphics. The piece about George Michael shown later is a genuine report from 1998, revealing what BBC news actually looked like at the time. See more
[Simon and Mickey lean in to kiss, only to be interrupted by an Ambulance siren which Simon mistakes for the police
Oh no I'll go to Reading Jail!
[Simon falls off the roof
And that, ladies and gentleman, is how I got my gash.