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Tees Maar Khan (2010)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Crime | 14 November 2010 (India)
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Posing as a movie producer, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.

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Aatish Kapoor
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Burger (as Ali Asghar)
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Soda
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Mrs. Khan
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Storyline

A stylish Tabrez Khan (Akshay Kumar) is depicted as Tees Maar Khan, a smart conman. He proclaims himself as semi-Robin Hood, who steals from the rich but does not give it to the poor. His life revolves around robbery and frequent visits to jail. Hired by a robbers' duo, the Johari brothers (Rajiv and Raghu), he plans to rob a train full of treasures, thus making it the greatest phenomenon in his life. On his way, he encounters an Oscar-obsessed film star (Akshaye Khanna), a seductive-and-desiring-to-be-a-superstar-some-day girlfriend (Katrina Kaif) and to accompany him in this heist, an entire village. What follows is a brain-less comedy that heralds the Tees Maar Khan's journey through mystics of the robbery. Written by Chechs

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Taglines:

The biggest con job is about to begin. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »

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14 November 2010 (India)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$4,200,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$539,793, 26 December 2010, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$1,076,266, 16 January 2011
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2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Sonu Nigam sang the title song in 54 different voices, some of them digitally altered. See more »

Quotes

[from trailer]
Tabrez Mirza Khan: I am Tees Maar Khan! I am Tees Maar Khan!
Gang: BOSS! POLICE!
Tabrez Mirza Khan: Oops! I'm not Tees Maar Khan, I swear to God I'm not Tees Maar Khan...!
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Crazy Credits

Farah Khan's Trademark: The whole cast and crew appears as part of credits during the end. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Mumbai Mirror (2013) See more »

Soundtracks

Wallah Re Wallah
Written by Anvita Dutt Guptan
Composed by Vishal Dadlani and Shekhar Ravjiani
Performed by Shekhar Ravjiani, Kamaal Khan, Raja Hasan and Shreya Ghoshal
Courtesy of Super Cassettes Industries Limited (T-Series)
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What the FK is going on?
25 December 2010 | by See all my reviews

Farah Khan (FK) seems to have lost her bearings with this one. Being fun loving and irreverent is one thing, but making a movie full of PJs is really pushing it! Akshay Kumar's brand of comedy seems completely out of sync with Farah's brand of humor and the result is a disaster only made tolerable if you are salivating over Katrina Kaif grooving to 'Sheila Ki Jawani' or seeing Akshay and Salman dance together. The script is pretty nonsensical and a stretch even by outrageous plot standards (a conman making a fake movie and convincing a big Bollywood star that it will win an Oscar? Seriously, give me a break!!) and the jokes are pretty weak all through. Tees Maar Khan, for lack of a worser word, is utter trash!


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