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Tees Maar Khan (2010)

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Posing as a movie producer, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.

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Cast

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Tabrez Mirza 'Tees Maar' Khan
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Anya Khan
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Himself
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Narrator
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Aatish Kapoor
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Sachin Khedekar ...
Commissioner Khadak Singh
Murli Sharma ...
Agent Mukherjee
Avtar Gill ...
Subedar
Arya Babbar ...
Thanedar Dhuvinder
Shirish Kunder ...
Himself
Viju Khote ...
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Storyline

A stylish Tabrez Khan (Akshay Kumar) is depicted as Tees Maar Khan, a smart conman. He proclaims himself as semi-Robin Hood, who steals from the rich but does not give it to the poor. His life revolves around robbery and frequent visits to jail. Hired by a robbers' duo, the Johari brothers (Rajiv and Raghu), he plans to rob a train full of treasures, thus making it the greatest phenomenon in his life. On his way, he encounters an Oscar-obsessed film star (Akshaye Khanna), a seductive-and-desiring-to-be-a-superstar-some-day girlfriend (Katrina Kaif) and to accompany him in this heist, an entire village. What follows is a brain-less comedy that heralds the Tees Maar Khan's journey through mystics of the robbery. Written by Chechs

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Action | Comedy | Crime | Drama

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14 November 2010 (India)  »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

£319,870 (UK) (24 December 2010)

Gross:

$1,076,266 (USA) (14 January 2011)
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Trivia

Aamir Khan, Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan, Hrithik Roshan, Saif Ali Khan, Abhishek Bachchan, John Abraham, and Ritesh Deshmukh were all offered the lead role but all of them turned it down, mainly due to none of them liking the script and story. When Akshay Kumar was offered the film, he too was very hesitant, and only accepted the film due to him being in a bad flopping phase in his career and him badly needing a hit film from a big production house to save him. Since Farah Khan had a big production house, he accepted due to him thinking the film would revive his career. This however, did not happen, as the film was a critical and commercial disaster at the box office. This caused some tension between Kumar and Farah Khan. Akshay would later on be saved with the film Housefull (2010) later that year as that became a box office hit. See more »

Quotes

[from trailer]
Anya: [singing] My name is Sheila, I'm too sexy for you!
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Crazy Credits

The song itself is being shot in the song with the same title "Sheila Ki Jawani". See more »

Connections

Spoofs Con Air (1997) See more »

Soundtracks

Tees Maar Khan
Written by Shirish Kunder
Composed by Shirish Kunder
Performed by Sonu Nigam
Courtesy of Super Cassettes Industries Limited (T-Series)
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What the FK is going on?
25 December 2010 | by (India) – See all my reviews

Farah Khan (FK) seems to have lost her bearings with this one. Being fun loving and irreverent is one thing, but making a movie full of PJs is really pushing it! Akshay Kumar's brand of comedy seems completely out of sync with Farah's brand of humor and the result is a disaster only made tolerable if you are salivating over Katrina Kaif grooving to 'Sheila Ki Jawani' or seeing Akshay and Salman dance together. The script is pretty nonsensical and a stretch even by outrageous plot standards (a conman making a fake movie and convincing a big Bollywood star that it will win an Oscar? Seriously, give me a break!!) and the jokes are pretty weak all through. Tees Maar Khan, for lack of a worser word, is utter trash!


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