Hotel Mario (1994 Video Game)
Bowser: [watching Mario and Luigi walk down a path] Hoo ha ha ha ha!
Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi, look!
[points to a letter on the door]
Mario: It's from Bowser!
Mario: Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!
[turns to Luigi]
Mario: We gotta find the Princess!
Luigi: [pointing at the screen/player] And you gotta help us!
Mario: [talking to player] If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
Mario: [looking into a cave] Gee, i-i-it's kinda dark.
Luigi: You find a light?
Luigi: Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we *persuade* him.
Mario: You know what they say: "All toasters toast toast!"
Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em.
[breaking the fourth wall]
Mario: Get the hint?
Mario: [Breaks a piggy bank open] So this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!
Princess Peach: [Mario and Luigi rescued Princess Peach] Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom, free from the terrible Koopa King.
[She kisses Mario and Luigi while the sigh passionately]
Princess Peach: [to the player] And my thanks to you to!