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Hotel Mario (Video Game 1994) Poster

(1994 Video Game)

Quotes

Bowser: [watching Mario and Luigi walk down a path] Hoo ha ha ha ha!

[he hides]

Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario: Luigi, look!

[points to a letter on the door]

Mario: It's from Bowser!

[reads]

Mario: Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!

[turns to Luigi]

Mario: We gotta find the Princess!

Luigi: [pointing at the screen/player] And you gotta help us!

Mario: [talking to player] If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

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Mario: [looking into a cave] Gee, i-i-it's kinda dark.

Luigi: You find a light?

Mario: No.

Luigi: Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we *persuade* him.

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Mario: You know what they say: "All toasters toast toast!"

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Mario: Hey, you! Get offa my cloud!

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Mario: Looks kind of peaceful.

Luigi: Looks are decieving when Koopas are involved.

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Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em.

[breaking the fourth wall]

Mario: Get the hint?

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Mario: Remember, when there's smoke...

Luigi: There's fire!

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Mario: [When the timer is running out] Gotta be quick!

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Mario: [Breaks a piggy bank open] So this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!

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Princess Peach: [Mario and Luigi rescued Princess Peach] Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom, free from the terrible Koopa King.

[She kisses Mario and Luigi while the sigh passionately]

Princess Peach: [to the player] And my thanks to you to!

MarioLuigi: [Waving at the player, in unison] Your the best player ever!

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Mario: [after finding a protective spray on substance] Ah ha! Maybe this will stop that lizard king from playing with the doors.

[Starts spraying the substance on himself]

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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