Barney Stinson: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button...
Ted Mosby: Dude, we've been through this. Don't tell me.
Barney Stinson: Very well. She didn't like it, anyway. Said it woke her up.
Lily Aldrin: [punches Jankens] Kiss my husband, MY husband, nobody kisses my future baby-daddy but me!
Ted Mosby: Wait, you want to have sex with Jenkins?
Barney Stinson: With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins, you name it. I wanna wear Jenkins like a sock.
Marshall Eriksen: Our two kids, our eight grandkids, our 11 great-grandkids are all on a plane piloted by Oprah, and it's about to crash into a art museum with all of your favorite paintings, and the only way to save everything is just to answer the question: are you the reacher or the settler?
Lily Aldrin: And Oprah's tried everything?
Marshall Eriksen: Everything! And you have to decide now!
Lily Aldrin: Well, I guess, if I had to say, then maybe I'd say... I'm the settler.
Marshall Eriksen: How can you say that?
Lily Aldrin: So that's the famous Jenkins. Funny, I was expecting a guy. So, lunch?
Marshall Eriksen: Wait, wait... You're not jealous?
Lily Aldrin: Honey, I don't have to worry about you being about another woman.
Marshall Eriksen: Because we're so hopelessly in love, right?
Lily Aldrin: Yeah, sure. So, lunch?